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Daniel Schultz
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Formerly: Crank theologian known as pastordan
Now: A nice guy, actually
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Did...did the Northumbria Community read the headlines?
Scripture readings from the Northumbria Community for November 10th: Psalm 10:12 Rise up, O Lord; O God, lift up your hand; do not forget the oppressed. Micah 5:9 Your hand shall be lifted up over your adversaries, and all your enemies shall be cut off. Colossians 2:15 He disarmed the rulers and authorities and made a public example of them, triumphing over them in it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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If you would like a better model of leadership than Dem centrists in the Senate:
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Message from Wisconsin Governor to Pres. Trump about sending back SNAP benefits: "No." Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments. My response ⬇️ Consistent with a court order, Wisconsin legally loaded FoodShare payments to cards. Now, the Trump Administration has spent the last 48 hours making a last-ditch effort to yank those payments from nearly 700,000 Wisconsinites, including 270,000 kids. It's pathetic. We will continue to fight against the Trump Administration's efforts to take food and groceries away from Wisconsin's kids, families, and seniors, and we are eager for the court to resolve this and provide certainty for families and businesses.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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THEY'RE LITERALLY SENDING OUT BEAR PATROLS IN JAPAN PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Japan deploys Self-Defense Force members to Akita Prefecture to address bear damage. The move follows a string of bear attacks, including the death of a 79-year-old woman and multiple injuries resulting from bear encounters across the region.
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Centrist pundits tonight
Guy from Rex Morgan, M.D. looking shocked and saying "Oops!"
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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FIFY
Faked headline from The Athletic, reading "BACK. TO. BACK. The Dodgers are the first team to have sufficient sacks of cash to repeat as World Series champions since the 1998 to 2000 New York Yankees."
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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ZIPPY for 10/28/2025 "P.O.T.U.S. (PINHEAD OF THE UNITED STATES)" ZIPPY IS UPSET THAT TRUMP TRIES TO BEAT HIM AT SPOUTING NON SEQUITURS... I ONLY WANT TO BE DICTATOR FOR ONE DAY. AFTER THAT, I NEVER WANT TO BE A DICTATOR. I WILL ABSOLUTELY APOLOGIZE, SOMETIME IN THE HOPEFULLY DISTANT FUTURE, IF I'M EVER WRONG. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SWITCHING TO THESE REALLY LONG PUTTERS, WHICH ARE VERY UNATTRACTIVE. PEOPLE ARE FLUSHING TOILETS 10 TIMES, 15 TIMES, AS OPPOSED TO ONCE LED BULBS CAST A BAD GLOW. "I'M NOT A VAIN PERSON, BUT THEY ALWAYS MAKE ME LOOK ORANGE. ZIPPY'S NEW CATCHPHRASE 15--"IF YOU SEE ANYTHING, SAY ANY THING!" TH' WEAVE IS WHEN I TALK ABOUT NINE DIFFERENT THINGS & THEY ALL COME BACK TOGETHER! I HAVE TH' BEST WORDS!
October 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Planet Express logo from Futurama
October 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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"Always has been" meme with one astronaut saying "Wait, Trump is a disastrously weak president in mental, physical and political decline?" and the other replying "Always has been" as he points a pistol at the first.
October 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Olivia Jaimes routinely kicks ass www.gocomics.com/nancy/2025/1...
Nancy for Sunday 10/19/2025, a dialogue between Nancy and Sluggo under the stars: Nancy: THE UNIVERSE IS SO VAST AND HUGE Nancy: COMPARED TO THE GALAXY, WE'RE TINY SPECKS OF DUST Nancy: IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU WONDER: DOES ANYTHING REALLY MATTER WHEN YOU'RE THIS SMALL? Sluggo: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Nancy: LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO GET MAD ABOUT ON THE INTERNET SO I CAN LOSE THIS UNBEARABLE SENSE OF PERSPECTIVE
October 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Him, from the Powerpuff Girls
October 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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There is something louche and wonderful about this
Foreground: shop window reading OMEGA Brewing Experience Background: Sign reading Bridge of Faith Baptist Church
October 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Localized Pluggers to the submitter’s area. (This joke may only work for ‘Sconnies.)
Pluggers comic for 10/11/25, submitted by David Maack of Racine, Wisconsin. Captioned "The plugger grocery list," a cat Plugger has a list drawn on his arm reading "Beer, cheese, gas, wine."
October 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Gru's evil plan meme: - Panel one: It was a Presbyterian minister shot with a pepper ball in Chicago -Panel two: Not a priest - Panel three: Priest is a corruption of the Greek Presbyter, meaning elder - Panel four: Priest is a corruption of the Greek Presbyter, meaning elder
October 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Saturday afternoon status
A large — quite large — Taj Mahal beer
September 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Good advice
Psalm 37:8-9, 11 Refrain from anger and turn from wrath; do not fret–it leads only to evil. 9 For evil men will be cut off, but those who hope in the LORD will inherit the land. 11 But the meek will inherit the land and enjoy great peace.
September 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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I NEED TUNGSTEN TO LIVE!! TUNGSTEN!! ALSO, TARIFF REDUCTIONS!!!
September 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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[Discussing Trump's underwater approval ratings]

The idea that Dems can message their way into fracturing Trump's base is utter fantasy. Do people think Chuck Schumer getting fiery and indignant will convert Fox News/Infowars viewers?
Tweet reading "Think how much bigger that gap could be if Democrats had effective messaging and strategy..."
September 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Faked screenshot from National Weather Service in Milwaukee/Sullivan Wisconsin reading "MKX cancels Flood Advisory for Milwaukee, Waukesha [WI] at Tue, 23 Sep 2025 11:47:30 +0000 via IEMbot"
September 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Today's gospel lesson brings this wonderful detail (I think, anyway):
John 20:6-10, with verses 6 and 7 highlighted: "6 Then Simon Peter, who was behind him, arrived and went into the tomb. He saw the strips of linen lying there, 7 as well as the burial cloth that had been around Jesus’ head. The cloth was folded up by itself, separate from the linen. 8 Finally the other disciple, who had reached the tomb first, also went inside. He saw and believed. 9 (They still did not understand from Scripture that Jesus had to rise from the dead.) 10 Then the disciples went back to their homes."
September 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Y'all, this story is *wild.* MAGA so wants to swallow the SBC whole, and they just won't have it.
The Evangelical Immigration Table, however, has come under increasing criticism during the Trump era, with critics claiming that liberal groups are using it to infiltrate churches. At the SBC’s annual meeting earlier this year, supporters of President Donald Trump called for the ERLC to be shut down, in part because of its ties to the Evangelical Immigration Table. “A large majority of evangelicals do not want immigrants unlawfully in the country to be prioritized for deportation except if they have been convicted of violent crimes or pose a threat to national security,” Scott McConnell, executive director of Lifeway Research, said in a statement earlier this year.
September 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Um.
Charles C. Camosy Filling a Charlie Kirk-size hole in our discourse about the gospel (RNS) — Kirk would have hated the idea of answering his violent death with more violence.
September 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Simpsons "Don't make me tap the sign" meme with a bus driver tapping a sign reading "The people who benefit most from swing elections are consultants who sell solutions to swing elections."
September 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Simpsons "Don't make me tap the sign" meme, with bus driver pointing to a sign reading "Not every election is a swing election."
September 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Psalm 1 1:1 Happy are those who do not follow the advice of the wicked or take the path that sinners tread or sit in the seat of scoffers, 1:2 but their delight is in the law of the LORD, and on his law they meditate day and night. 1:3 They are like trees planted by streams of water, which yield their fruit in its season, and their leaves do not wither. In all that they do, they prosper. 1:4 The wicked are not so but are like chaff that the wind drives away. 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgment nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous, 1:6 for the LORD watches over the way of the righteous, but the way of the wicked will perish.
September 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Those who do not understand history are doomed to be the revolutionary targets of the undercaffeinated American petit bourgeois
Boston Tea Party depicted on US stamps, back when stamps cost 8¢
September 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM