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Following Jesus’s first miracle the wedding invitations poured in.
April 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Following Jesus’s first miracle the wedding invitations poured in.
The Salem witch trials were sponsored by a cigarette company.
April 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The Salem witch trials were sponsored by a cigarette company.
I believe in unrequited love at first sight.
April 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I believe in unrequited love at first sight.
My parents believed that raising children is a full-time job, so they took care of me eight hour a day, five days a week.
April 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My parents believed that raising children is a full-time job, so they took care of me eight hour a day, five days a week.
if everyone
played their cards right
the person dealt
the best hand
always wins
played their cards right
the person dealt
the best hand
always wins
April 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
if everyone
played their cards right
the person dealt
the best hand
always wins
played their cards right
the person dealt
the best hand
always wins
happiness
is having
something to do
but not having
to do it
is having
something to do
but not having
to do it
April 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
happiness
is having
something to do
but not having
to do it
is having
something to do
but not having
to do it
Violent and abusive alcoholics give kind and generous alcoholics a bad name.
April 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Violent and abusive alcoholics give kind and generous alcoholics a bad name.
John & Yoko & John & Nico
a play by Sam Shepard
Act 1: The Chelsea
Act 2: The Dakoda
Act 3: Carnegie Hall
a play by Sam Shepard
Act 1: The Chelsea
Act 2: The Dakoda
Act 3: Carnegie Hall
April 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
John & Yoko & John & Nico
a play by Sam Shepard
Act 1: The Chelsea
Act 2: The Dakoda
Act 3: Carnegie Hall
a play by Sam Shepard
Act 1: The Chelsea
Act 2: The Dakoda
Act 3: Carnegie Hall
when I was little
instead of goodnight
my parents said
don’t wait
up
instead of goodnight
my parents said
don’t wait
up
April 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
when I was little
instead of goodnight
my parents said
don’t wait
up
instead of goodnight
my parents said
don’t wait
up
Don and Doff
are identical cousins
one wears a hat
the other
doesn’t
are identical cousins
one wears a hat
the other
doesn’t
April 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Don and Doff
are identical cousins
one wears a hat
the other
doesn’t
are identical cousins
one wears a hat
the other
doesn’t
I ask for a beer menu and request to sample the Pabst.
April 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I ask for a beer menu and request to sample the Pabst.
I was unable to cry at my father’s funeral until I remembered a certain heartwarming McDonald’s commercial we often watched together.
April 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I was unable to cry at my father’s funeral until I remembered a certain heartwarming McDonald’s commercial we often watched together.
I want to make the world
a better place
and not fly away
in a spaceship
to avoid the issue
a better place
and not fly away
in a spaceship
to avoid the issue
April 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I want to make the world
a better place
and not fly away
in a spaceship
to avoid the issue
a better place
and not fly away
in a spaceship
to avoid the issue
If we’re
not careful
we may
end up
where we’re headed
not careful
we may
end up
where we’re headed
April 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
If we’re
not careful
we may
end up
where we’re headed
not careful
we may
end up
where we’re headed
Politicians promise free French fries, but what you get is a coupon for a small fries with the purchase of a Double Whopper.
April 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Politicians promise free French fries, but what you get is a coupon for a small fries with the purchase of a Double Whopper.
Life is a racetrack that gradually becomes an obstacle course.
April 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Life is a racetrack that gradually becomes an obstacle course.
In the 7th grade my baseball coach traded me to a different school which upset my parents because we had to move.
April 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
In the 7th grade my baseball coach traded me to a different school which upset my parents because we had to move.
At the grocery store unprepared shoppers wander listlessly.
April 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
At the grocery store unprepared shoppers wander listlessly.
I have
a photographic memory
for that which
I'd rather
forget
a photographic memory
for that which
I'd rather
forget
April 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I have
a photographic memory
for that which
I'd rather
forget
a photographic memory
for that which
I'd rather
forget
I will never
take you
for granted
I assume
there's no need
take you
for granted
I assume
there's no need
April 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I will never
take you
for granted
I assume
there's no need
take you
for granted
I assume
there's no need
Is anyone here? Where am I?
April 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Is anyone here? Where am I?
I could easily quit
liquor and weed
if I saw the point
or felt
the need
liquor and weed
if I saw the point
or felt
the need
November 29, 2024 at 4:45 PM
I could easily quit
liquor and weed
if I saw the point
or felt
the need
liquor and weed
if I saw the point
or felt
the need
I found a niche
where I belong
and no one
can find
me
where I belong
and no one
can find
me
November 25, 2024 at 5:00 PM
I found a niche
where I belong
and no one
can find
me
where I belong
and no one
can find
me
going on and on
endlessly
about
sweet potatoes
is yammering
endlessly
about
sweet potatoes
is yammering
November 24, 2024 at 4:11 PM
going on and on
endlessly
about
sweet potatoes
is yammering
endlessly
about
sweet potatoes
is yammering
Picasso and Braque were close friends who broke up due to artistic similarities.
November 23, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Picasso and Braque were close friends who broke up due to artistic similarities.