@dancnielsen.bsky.social
I can’t get emotional unless I’m in the mood.
a gray cat is sitting in front of a tiled wall with its eyes closed
ALT: a gray cat is sitting in front of a tiled wall with its eyes closed
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April 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I can’t get emotional unless I’m in the mood.
Following Jesus’s first miracle the wedding invitations poured in.
April 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Following Jesus’s first miracle the wedding invitations poured in.
The Salem witch trials were sponsored by a cigarette company.
April 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The Salem witch trials were sponsored by a cigarette company.
I believe in unrequited love at first sight.
April 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I believe in unrequited love at first sight.
My parents believed that raising children is a full-time job, so they took care of me eight hour a day, five days a week.
April 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My parents believed that raising children is a full-time job, so they took care of me eight hour a day, five days a week.
open.spotify.com/track/1Pzpl6... Who is this Dan Nielsen guy?
Nothing
Dan Nielsen · Concatenation · Song · 2019
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April 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
open.spotify.com/track/1Pzpl6... Who is this Dan Nielsen guy?
open.spotify.com/track/2Ao6tu... A good song is all the reason I need.
Cynicism
Nana Grizol · Ruth · Song · 2010
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April 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
open.spotify.com/track/2Ao6tu... A good song is all the reason I need.
if everyone
played their cards right
the person dealt
the best hand
always wins
played their cards right
the person dealt
the best hand
always wins
April 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
if everyone
played their cards right
the person dealt
the best hand
always wins
played their cards right
the person dealt
the best hand
always wins
happiness
is having
something to do
but not having
to do it
is having
something to do
but not having
to do it
April 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
happiness
is having
something to do
but not having
to do it
is having
something to do
but not having
to do it
Violent and abusive alcoholics give kind and generous alcoholics a bad name.
April 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Violent and abusive alcoholics give kind and generous alcoholics a bad name.
John & Yoko & John & Nico
a play by Sam Shepard
Act 1: The Chelsea
Act 2: The Dakoda
Act 3: Carnegie Hall
a play by Sam Shepard
Act 1: The Chelsea
Act 2: The Dakoda
Act 3: Carnegie Hall
April 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
John & Yoko & John & Nico
a play by Sam Shepard
Act 1: The Chelsea
Act 2: The Dakoda
Act 3: Carnegie Hall
a play by Sam Shepard
Act 1: The Chelsea
Act 2: The Dakoda
Act 3: Carnegie Hall
when I was little
instead of goodnight
my parents said
don’t wait
up
instead of goodnight
my parents said
don’t wait
up
April 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
when I was little
instead of goodnight
my parents said
don’t wait
up
instead of goodnight
my parents said
don’t wait
up
Don and Doff
are identical cousins
one wears a hat
the other
doesn’t
are identical cousins
one wears a hat
the other
doesn’t
April 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Don and Doff
are identical cousins
one wears a hat
the other
doesn’t
are identical cousins
one wears a hat
the other
doesn’t
I ask for a beer menu and request to sample the Pabst.
April 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I ask for a beer menu and request to sample the Pabst.
I was unable to cry at my father’s funeral until I remembered a certain heartwarming McDonald’s commercial we often watched together.
April 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I was unable to cry at my father’s funeral until I remembered a certain heartwarming McDonald’s commercial we often watched together.
I want to make the world
a better place
and not fly away
in a spaceship
to avoid the issue
a better place
and not fly away
in a spaceship
to avoid the issue
April 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I want to make the world
a better place
and not fly away
in a spaceship
to avoid the issue
a better place
and not fly away
in a spaceship
to avoid the issue
If we’re
not careful
we may
end up
where we’re headed
not careful
we may
end up
where we’re headed
April 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
If we’re
not careful
we may
end up
where we’re headed
not careful
we may
end up
where we’re headed
Politicians promise free French fries, but what you get is a coupon for a small fries with the purchase of a Double Whopper.
April 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Politicians promise free French fries, but what you get is a coupon for a small fries with the purchase of a Double Whopper.
Life is a racetrack that gradually becomes an obstacle course.
April 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Life is a racetrack that gradually becomes an obstacle course.
In the 7th grade my baseball coach traded me to a different school which upset my parents because we had to move.
April 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
In the 7th grade my baseball coach traded me to a different school which upset my parents because we had to move.
At the grocery store unprepared shoppers wander listlessly.
April 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
At the grocery store unprepared shoppers wander listlessly.
I have
a photographic memory
for that which
I'd rather
forget
a photographic memory
for that which
I'd rather
forget
April 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I have
a photographic memory
for that which
I'd rather
forget
a photographic memory
for that which
I'd rather
forget
The predominately Catholic Supreme Court ruled today that eating meat on Friday is once again a mortal sin.
a group of judges pose in front of a red curtain with the words deal with it
ALT: a group of judges pose in front of a red curtain with the words deal with it
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April 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The predominately Catholic Supreme Court ruled today that eating meat on Friday is once again a mortal sin.
I will never
take you
for granted
I assume
there's no need
take you
for granted
I assume
there's no need
April 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I will never
take you
for granted
I assume
there's no need
take you
for granted
I assume
there's no need
Is anyone here? Where am I?
April 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Is anyone here? Where am I?