Thank you. I do know that book.

Ember and Dolly are happy to oblige.

It explains so much.

There's always the possibility that JD is a lizard person.

You sure?

Pope Bob from Chicago is coming for Opus Dei.

Lordy, is that why JD killed Francis?

You do remember our mom went to Goddard with her mom, right?

Got battleships lined up to attack Venezuela.

I was going to say the same. Also, is the right side of his face sagging again?

Well, in your mind (regardless of birthdate) you're still like 22, so it's a shock to realize you're an Old. I look at my high-school classmates and who -are- these shriveled old people?

GenX has, like every gen before it, convinced itself that it's the Young. But it's eligible for AARP.

Picture or it didn't happen! 🦄

I wrote today's last night after dinner. Solidarity.

Oh god they stink. I still remember from my childhood, visiting the fox exhibit at the local wild-game park. YEEEEE-IKES. Even worse than javelinas, and you can smell those coming from 100 yards away.

Ohhh no. So much love to you and Priya.

(makes note) (squirrels away hastily)

Just now reading murder mystery in which removing the ring included the finger.

I want to stare blankly into the camera and intone, "Sir, this is a tortie."