My answer to what Louis should do is "Wisely budget the rest of his money for the remainder of his life." He should be able to live an okay life like that. Worse come to worse, "He can flip burgers." Your overall point stands though.

Eh, doesn't really fit for me anymore. But thanks for trying.

Maybe it's just because I see the possibilities of this world exhausted. This world isn't going to get any better and will probably get worse unless something major changes, and I don't see any reason for that to happen without an outside force.

I don't think that rebuts my point about how depressing a thought that is.

"If it depresses you to imagine humans still confined to Earth 1,000 years from now, it’s your imagination that has gone wrong because that is, inarguably, the best case scenario."

I'm not seeing how that "best case scenario" isn't supposed to make me depressed.

What I make of it is in the lyrics of several songs by The Coup that I can't post to avoid TOS violations.

There is really nothing little Benny won't do to get into the Gentile country club.

Not true...it is the straight up GREATEST jury nullification of all time. Let's keep our facts straight.

There's this lovely little beverage called a "Molotov." The Finns were fond of giving it to surprise guests. I'm sure New Yorkers will carry the tradition to any feds coming at the administration's behest.

"Judaism is both a national and a religious identity..." Hi, I'm a Jewish guy who very much hates the "Jews have divided national loyalties" trope. I would really wish the schmuck who wrote that line shut the hell up.

Mamdani isn't going to pogrom Jewish New Yorkers just because he disapproves of Israel's genocidal policies. Stop spreading this bullshit.

The projection is just sublime.

Pay your taxes

Oh hai, Stefani Stilton. How'd Girl Croosh going btw?

When all is said, and all is done, Sliwa has beliefs, Cuomo has none.