Random Dan
@dancatalano.bsky.social
Writer • Musician • Bon Vivant
Band link: https://the-edukators.bandcamp.com
“The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.” - Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan
Band link: https://the-edukators.bandcamp.com
“The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.” - Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan
Looks like things got a little spicy at Mikey's daily lickspittle olympics today!
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Looks like things got a little spicy at Mikey's daily lickspittle olympics today!
Scenes from a Sunday spent biking around NYC.
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Scenes from a Sunday spent biking around NYC.
This is a great ad for the special US House election in TN 07 — a +10 Trump district that the GOP is panicking over (and pouring huge amounts of money into). This is the exact type of district Trump is hoping will save his bacon next November. Good luck with that, loser!
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This is a great ad for the special US House election in TN 07 — a +10 Trump district that the GOP is panicking over (and pouring huge amounts of money into). This is the exact type of district Trump is hoping will save his bacon next November. Good luck with that, loser!
World’s smallest toast, or largest pat of butter?
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
World’s smallest toast, or largest pat of butter?
Sometimes you start messing around with an idea pegged to the death of the penny, but you end up with nothing but a renewed appreciation of just how damn good Rob Lowe was in The West Wing.
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Sometimes you start messing around with an idea pegged to the death of the penny, but you end up with nothing but a renewed appreciation of just how damn good Rob Lowe was in The West Wing.
Remember when this used to be so unthinkable that it was amusing?
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Remember when this used to be so unthinkable that it was amusing?
Same as it ever was.
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Same as it ever was.
You know there’s a good story in here somewhere.
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
You know there’s a good story in here somewhere.
Classic Nextdoor post (and also exhibit #1 in why I try not to think too hard about what my parents are doing on the internet).
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Classic Nextdoor post (and also exhibit #1 in why I try not to think too hard about what my parents are doing on the internet).
It's like honestly, you don't even want to know what's going on in the Trump White House right now.
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
It's like honestly, you don't even want to know what's going on in the Trump White House right now.
Makers taking I-95 South, on the road to the promised land.
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Makers taking I-95 South, on the road to the promised land.
Hey, look what I just spotted on I-95 South leaving New Jersey!
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Hey, look what I just spotted on I-95 South leaving New Jersey!
Never forget, never forgive.
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Never forget, never forgive.
This quote from the CEO of Coverd - an app that lets you "bet on your bills" - has to be the Citizen Kane of insufferable corporate-jargon bullshit.
November 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This quote from the CEO of Coverd - an app that lets you "bet on your bills" - has to be the Citizen Kane of insufferable corporate-jargon bullshit.
I realized that this is so much better with the actual Scanners audio layered underneath.
November 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I realized that this is so much better with the actual Scanners audio layered underneath.
Boy the Cuomo campaign is really stretching here. Either that, or I totally missed Mamdani’s pro-prostitution platform. I’m intrigued: tell me more!
November 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Boy the Cuomo campaign is really stretching here. Either that, or I totally missed Mamdani’s pro-prostitution platform. I’m intrigued: tell me more!
Happy Halloween, Bluesky! You know, I hate that I now live in a country where, after painstakingly creating a funny clip that pays tribute to my first favorite horror movie ever (Scanners, natch), I'm afraid that government goons may knock down my door for posting it. But whatever. YOLO, right?
October 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Happy Halloween, Bluesky! You know, I hate that I now live in a country where, after painstakingly creating a funny clip that pays tribute to my first favorite horror movie ever (Scanners, natch), I'm afraid that government goons may knock down my door for posting it. But whatever. YOLO, right?
I love superhero comics so much.
October 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I love superhero comics so much.
Ladies & gentlemen & all others who have a stake in this fight - the next mayor of New York City.
October 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Ladies & gentlemen & all others who have a stake in this fight - the next mayor of New York City.
A hero’s welcome.
October 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
A hero’s welcome.
AOC bringing the fire tonight!
October 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
AOC bringing the fire tonight!
AOC in the hizzouse!
October 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
AOC in the hizzouse!
Never forget or forgive.
October 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Never forget or forgive.
The fact that Johnson & Johnson is completely silent about this insanity is very telling. Of course, Tylenol is now produced by Kenvue, the company that J&J spun off to avoid liability for toxic talcum powder lawsuits, so maybe they saw it coming?
October 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The fact that Johnson & Johnson is completely silent about this insanity is very telling. Of course, Tylenol is now produced by Kenvue, the company that J&J spun off to avoid liability for toxic talcum powder lawsuits, so maybe they saw it coming?
Fighting the good fight at Forest Hills Stadium!
October 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Fighting the good fight at Forest Hills Stadium!