Goal is goal.

I work in Sports Ball - arguably the last thing X does well in real time - and I deleted the app and haven’t missed it. Reddit provides all the play-by-play analysis, shit posts, and memes you could ever want with %99.99 fewer racist fascists.

Hang it in the Louvre.

The first rule of fighting corruption club is to not talk about fighting corruption.

I can only hope he was indeed in hell. He craves A-Lister attention and adoration and it will remain forever out of reach because even conservative A-Listers know a 33% approval rating isn’t the wagon to hitch up to.

Sadly, as bad as this is, it will get better and even easier to do. Equally sad, all media that uses AI will start to all be the same middling shit just as Copilot in Outlook is making everyone’s email sentence structure boring and the same.

Coming soon! The FAA’s top ten Cinnabon hacks to save time and money on your holiday travels! USDOT’s top five interstate highways with “Jesus is the reason for the season” billboards!

Yes … I’ve been looking for ways to get hot and sweaty before boarding a flight other than sprinting to my gate due to (yet another) delayed flight. Maybe focus on fixing the flight delays assholes.

Big Pharma, Big Avocado, and now Big Account are destroying the America I know and love! 🫡 🇺🇸 Et tu Kevin Kruse? (/s for those who celebrate)

While in prison, forced to watch on the big screen:

They are really going to go with the “Two legs good, four legs better” gas light approach.

Having worked in higher ed for 35 years it’s clear that the majority of university presidents and regents are cynical about the mission of a university while the faculty remain idealistic. Presidents work in a political environment and have forgotten the purpose of universities: knowledge & truth.

Close to impossible to pack even a regular jury with a bunch of sycophants. So happy for the evening Bondi is having right now.

At this point Bondi can just tell Trump everything is fine as he is napping and sundowning on the regular. He’ll never know (or remember) otherwise.

Is the one vote rule to revoke Mike’s Speakership still a thing or did that go the way of Matt Gaetz?

It’s likely a result if sundowning. Dementia patients lose control of their filter and spew whatever comes to their cracked mind as the evening wears on - and it’s not as if Trump had a strong filter to start with

If this race is even close what does it do to the gerrymandering efforts? I believe this is a +22 Trump district. If she gets within 4 or 5 points, that would make many of the freshly minted R districts vulnerable.

For gods sake. Trump could release the files right now. The point of the vote was to force a release. If Trump is truly in favor of their release he would simply release them. Why do our news orgs accept this Kabuki Theater framing?

He’s getting ready to send the guard in after the Hamburglar. Some alert Mayor McCheese. Surprised McDonalds is willing to meet with a pedo.