Thunder Jenkins
@danbrill320.bsky.social
The luckiest guy on the face of the earth.
Since when did the government set the margins of private firms? Because that's what he's saying.
May 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Since when did the government set the margins of private firms? Because that's what he's saying.
Still the perfect cake.
May 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Still the perfect cake.
Can't fish until tomorrow. That's opening day. I bet he'll get a big one.
May 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Can't fish until tomorrow. That's opening day. I bet he'll get a big one.
I've heard about people panicking and thought, oh, you mean like a jump scare?The same thing that happens in every horror movie made today?When we're startled for a sec by something on screen and then laugh about it.The human brain hasn't changed much for the last 50k years. We aren't that special.
May 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I've heard about people panicking and thought, oh, you mean like a jump scare?The same thing that happens in every horror movie made today?When we're startled for a sec by something on screen and then laugh about it.The human brain hasn't changed much for the last 50k years. We aren't that special.
Seems like a good chance to mess with him. Slip the Quiz Master a few bucks to ask the right questions...
QM: True or false: Oswald acted alone.
You: True!
QM: Correct!
Conspiracy Theorist: Wait, no...
QM: True or false: NASA landed on the moon in 1969.
You: True!
CT: [face melts off]
QM: True or false: Oswald acted alone.
You: True!
QM: Correct!
Conspiracy Theorist: Wait, no...
QM: True or false: NASA landed on the moon in 1969.
You: True!
CT: [face melts off]
May 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Seems like a good chance to mess with him. Slip the Quiz Master a few bucks to ask the right questions...
QM: True or false: Oswald acted alone.
You: True!
QM: Correct!
Conspiracy Theorist: Wait, no...
QM: True or false: NASA landed on the moon in 1969.
You: True!
CT: [face melts off]
QM: True or false: Oswald acted alone.
You: True!
QM: Correct!
Conspiracy Theorist: Wait, no...
QM: True or false: NASA landed on the moon in 1969.
You: True!
CT: [face melts off]
It's glorious.
I also had goose fights on my dock this morning. It's like, birding meets WWE.
I also had goose fights on my dock this morning. It's like, birding meets WWE.
May 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
It's glorious.
I also had goose fights on my dock this morning. It's like, birding meets WWE.
I also had goose fights on my dock this morning. It's like, birding meets WWE.
I just root against any hockey teams south of the Mason-Dixon line on principle.
May 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I just root against any hockey teams south of the Mason-Dixon line on principle.
My daughter's first serious relationship ended with a courtroom and a restraining order. My advice? Quit dating Republicans. They don't care about women.
Anyway, she's happily married to a liberal Democrat now.
Anyway, she's happily married to a liberal Democrat now.
May 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My daughter's first serious relationship ended with a courtroom and a restraining order. My advice? Quit dating Republicans. They don't care about women.
Anyway, she's happily married to a liberal Democrat now.
Anyway, she's happily married to a liberal Democrat now.
I don't think it's the router. I think they throttle your service area in peak hours and don't tell that to the front line service folks because they don't want it widely known.
May 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I don't think it's the router. I think they throttle your service area in peak hours and don't tell that to the front line service folks because they don't want it widely known.
I think my soon-to-be-born grandson will be my age before we get back to where we were at the end of the Obama administration.
May 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I think my soon-to-be-born grandson will be my age before we get back to where we were at the end of the Obama administration.
Yup. Straight up kidnapping.
April 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Yup. Straight up kidnapping.
Love Shack. I'll still dance to it.
April 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Love Shack. I'll still dance to it.
Nice. On one of the best albums ever.
April 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Nice. On one of the best albums ever.
Nice new use avatar. My drummer had a t shirt with that on it and we'd use it as a quiz for how old/cool people are.
April 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Nice new use avatar. My drummer had a t shirt with that on it and we'd use it as a quiz for how old/cool people are.
Yup. I know when I'll end up getting 3 hours of sleep.
There's also the nights where I'll fall asleep at 10, wake up at 1, and just know I might as well just get up and do something because I'm not sleeping any time soon.
There's also the nights where I'll fall asleep at 10, wake up at 1, and just know I might as well just get up and do something because I'm not sleeping any time soon.
April 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Yup. I know when I'll end up getting 3 hours of sleep.
There's also the nights where I'll fall asleep at 10, wake up at 1, and just know I might as well just get up and do something because I'm not sleeping any time soon.
There's also the nights where I'll fall asleep at 10, wake up at 1, and just know I might as well just get up and do something because I'm not sleeping any time soon.
That's been their play all along: abolish the IRS and institute a very regressive flat tax in the form of tariffs.
April 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
That's been their play all along: abolish the IRS and institute a very regressive flat tax in the form of tariffs.
I was just watching White Lotus and he's wearing a Duke shirt and I'm like, we'll there's his problem.
April 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I was just watching White Lotus and he's wearing a Duke shirt and I'm like, we'll there's his problem.
I don't need to see it. Ignorance is bris.
April 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I don't need to see it. Ignorance is bris.
Just a guy on stage fantasizing that he can play bassoon, obviously.
April 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Just a guy on stage fantasizing that he can play bassoon, obviously.
I knew lynchings were photographed like social events, but I didn't know they were turned into postcards. Good analysis. Horrifying realization.
April 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I knew lynchings were photographed like social events, but I didn't know they were turned into postcards. Good analysis. Horrifying realization.