Dan Barra-Berger (dot com!)
@danbarraberger.bsky.social
That blind guy you saw somewhere | TV (SEE, The Squeaky Wheel Canada, Breaking Character), comedy (Halifax Comedy Festival, CBC Comedy) storyteller, VO, disability advocate, filthy travel punk.
www.danbarraberger.com
www.danbarraberger.com
People with disabilities: “hire and pay disabled artists!” (Correct)
Also PwD: “haha look it’s an action figure/Ghibli/Renaissance painting of me I got the AI to make lmao”
Real disappointed in a lot of people.
Also PwD: “haha look it’s an action figure/Ghibli/Renaissance painting of me I got the AI to make lmao”
Real disappointed in a lot of people.
April 19, 2025 at 10:41 AM
People with disabilities: “hire and pay disabled artists!” (Correct)
Also PwD: “haha look it’s an action figure/Ghibli/Renaissance painting of me I got the AI to make lmao”
Real disappointed in a lot of people.
Also PwD: “haha look it’s an action figure/Ghibli/Renaissance painting of me I got the AI to make lmao”
Real disappointed in a lot of people.
I thought my hotel had a hot tub. I saw it next to the pool so I went and got my trunks and came back.
It was a big blue towel someone had left on the floor.
It was a big blue towel someone had left on the floor.
a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest
Alt: a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest, disappointed with hands on hips.
media.tenor.com
February 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I thought my hotel had a hot tub. I saw it next to the pool so I went and got my trunks and came back.
It was a big blue towel someone had left on the floor.
It was a big blue towel someone had left on the floor.
“I know what I’ll do today: I’ll go to the airport to fart and only fart. As that is my hobby.” - everyone at my gate.
February 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“I know what I’ll do today: I’ll go to the airport to fart and only fart. As that is my hobby.” - everyone at my gate.
The Toronto Sun, unsurprisingly, sits ever on the wrong side of history by continuing to employ Joe Warmington, Nazi Sympathizer. Elon Musk being that Nazi.
January 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The Toronto Sun, unsurprisingly, sits ever on the wrong side of history by continuing to employ Joe Warmington, Nazi Sympathizer. Elon Musk being that Nazi.
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Fuck fascism.
January 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Fuck fascism.
If you think TikTok is the only way you can disseminate information and communicate, well done. The whole point was to make to think that was ever true.
January 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If you think TikTok is the only way you can disseminate information and communicate, well done. The whole point was to make to think that was ever true.
I figured out why I don’t like the Porter raccoon mascot. Raccoons are working class, scruffy dudes who get by and work hard for their families. The Porter raccoon, in his little posh suit, has always seemed smug and haughty. That’s because he is a class traitor.
January 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I figured out why I don’t like the Porter raccoon mascot. Raccoons are working class, scruffy dudes who get by and work hard for their families. The Porter raccoon, in his little posh suit, has always seemed smug and haughty. That’s because he is a class traitor.
“FREEZUM RESHISHEAD ONNA PILLOWMADEA CONCRETE”
My son does this noise of frustration that sounds very similar to Eddie Vedder’s “WAAAAAHHH” at the start of the Rearviewmirror mix of Even Flow and instead of tending to him I just start singing the song:
music.apple.com/ca/album/eve...
music.apple.com/ca/album/eve...
Even Flow by Pearl Jam on Apple Music
Song · 1991 · Duration 5:03
music.apple.com
January 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
“FREEZUM RESHISHEAD ONNA PILLOWMADEA CONCRETE”
My son does this noise of frustration that sounds very similar to Eddie Vedder’s “WAAAAAHHH” at the start of the Rearviewmirror mix of Even Flow and instead of tending to him I just start singing the song:
music.apple.com/ca/album/eve...
music.apple.com/ca/album/eve...
Even Flow by Pearl Jam on Apple Music
Song · 1991 · Duration 5:03
music.apple.com
January 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My son does this noise of frustration that sounds very similar to Eddie Vedder’s “WAAAAAHHH” at the start of the Rearviewmirror mix of Even Flow and instead of tending to him I just start singing the song:
music.apple.com/ca/album/eve...
music.apple.com/ca/album/eve...
I’ve lived in Toronto for ~8 years now but if I ever leave I’ll just say it was a pilot project.
December 22, 2024 at 6:03 AM
I’ve lived in Toronto for ~8 years now but if I ever leave I’ll just say it was a pilot project.
You know Bluesky is good because ska legends @eve6.bsky.social are here.
December 20, 2024 at 9:36 PM
You know Bluesky is good because ska legends @eve6.bsky.social are here.
I can’t eat much before doing a show so my dinner tonight will be one (1) Fisherman’s Friend.
December 14, 2024 at 11:34 PM
I can’t eat much before doing a show so my dinner tonight will be one (1) Fisherman’s Friend.
Literacy rates among children dropping in Canada correlate directly with the discontinuing of Alpha-Bits cereal.
December 12, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Literacy rates among children dropping in Canada correlate directly with the discontinuing of Alpha-Bits cereal.
It’s nice to see people realizing that it’s been class war this whole time.
December 12, 2024 at 3:02 AM
It’s nice to see people realizing that it’s been class war this whole time.
Hermit crab wants a new shell but must file papers with permit crab.
December 8, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Hermit crab wants a new shell but must file papers with permit crab.
I love the window seat on a plane. My favourite part is when I get up to deplane and unfold my cane and sighted people realize what I have taken away from them.
Frown more, people in B and C.
Frown more, people in B and C.
December 6, 2024 at 8:06 PM
I love the window seat on a plane. My favourite part is when I get up to deplane and unfold my cane and sighted people realize what I have taken away from them.
Frown more, people in B and C.
Frown more, people in B and C.
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normal holiday thoughts
September 2, 2024 at 3:37 PM
normal holiday thoughts
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All of us could be a CEO or consultant today. Not all of us could be an electrician. Food for thought, I guess.
November 30, 2024 at 5:08 PM
All of us could be a CEO or consultant today. Not all of us could be an electrician. Food for thought, I guess.
When the taco place has dollar tacos and you have seven dollars
: )
: )
November 28, 2024 at 3:25 AM
When the taco place has dollar tacos and you have seven dollars
: )
: )
Repost a GIF describing your exit from Twitter.
November 28, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Repost a GIF describing your exit from Twitter.
“You can’t joke about anything these days.”
Maybe you’re just shitty at telling jokes?
Maybe you’re just shitty at telling jokes?
November 25, 2024 at 4:35 PM
“You can’t joke about anything these days.”
Maybe you’re just shitty at telling jokes?
Maybe you’re just shitty at telling jokes?
People are over-afraid of bears and under-afraid of moose.
November 25, 2024 at 1:59 AM
People are over-afraid of bears and under-afraid of moose.
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“Hello I am a baby, I will sleep soundly until you’re in dead stop traffic and then you will regret everything you have ever done to this point.”
Another reason to reduce car access to cities.
Another reason to reduce car access to cities.
November 21, 2024 at 7:52 PM
“Hello I am a baby, I will sleep soundly until you’re in dead stop traffic and then you will regret everything you have ever done to this point.”
Another reason to reduce car access to cities.
Another reason to reduce car access to cities.
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I wrote a new podcast. Short Sighted is an attempt to explain what vision loss feels like through exploring how it sounds. Episode one is out today with the CBC.
open.spotify.com/episode/4HwO...
open.spotify.com/episode/4HwO...
E1: How to be a TV host when you can't see?
Personally: Short Sighted · Episode
open.spotify.com
November 19, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I wrote a new podcast. Short Sighted is an attempt to explain what vision loss feels like through exploring how it sounds. Episode one is out today with the CBC.
open.spotify.com/episode/4HwO...
open.spotify.com/episode/4HwO...