Over here in the Napa wine region, I'm saying nothin'

Even Dua Lipa recently channeled Jessica Rabbit

More ounces to bounces

Shitty self-esteem, among other things.

There's a guy on Twitter that goes to Bob's Big Boy early on Saturday mornings, now that's ballin'

When they found out that Spirit doesn't actually own the aircraft, the deal went cold. D'oh.

Amusing to see her side-piece, err, work husband, Corey Lewandowski is involved. #SMH

This one, too
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Back in the early 1990s, visiting in-laws, I found myself in adult Sunday School at a Southern Baptist church. As luck would have it, one of the regular was sharing "amazing science facts". Example: if the Earth was 1" closer to the Sun, we'd fry, 1" further, we'd freeze. Spoiler: that's not science

You might do OK with the drunk... there's a chance.

Q: What are the odds those were Southern Baptists?
A: Very high.

Could be, though all the lying and irrationality can't help

I haven't been to Subway in a while, I'll have to show some support.