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Dana
@danacordelia.bsky.social
Big and loud. Lover of cats, books, and Drew.
a man wearing a watch is covering his mouth
ALT: a man wearing a watch is covering his mouth
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November 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Why, Powell's ofc 🥰
October 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Ok...Ok this? This is fanTABulous.
a woman wearing glasses and a red shirt is clapping her hands in front of a microphone
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a red shirt is clapping her hands in front of a microphone
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October 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Did you get the maple brown butter almonds? Those things are dangerous 🖤
October 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Guys it's so good. I was already losing my marbles over Walk The Dinosaur, but the whole tracklist is great from soup to nuts.
a man in a green jacket says " i love you " in front of a group of people
ALT: a man in a green jacket says " i love you " in front of a group of people
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October 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
LOL my date and I would have left too but we were at Alamo Drafthouse (the best ever) and had fried pickles to finish so we stuck around and hate-watched. Not sure when you left but it did NOT improve.
October 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
EVENTUALLY
October 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
BONE LAKE: Being Polite And Stupid Could Get You And Your Girlfriend Chopped Into Smithereens
October 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
BONE LAKE: We asked ten virgins to write a sexual thriller and this is what they came up with
October 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
BONE LAKE: Where did this fucking boat come from and why does not-Florence-Pugh have the keys to it oh who fucking cares just let this end
October 8, 2025 at 5:33 AM
BONE LAKE: Let's (Not) Have The Longest Conversation Of My Fucking Life
October 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
BONE LAKE: If You See Something, Say Something FFS You Morons
October 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
BONE LAKE: An entire social marketing budget spent on "boner" jokes. No nudity after the title card despite multiple weird sex scenes. Austin Powers-level camera blocking.
October 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
BONE LAKE: Does for psych horror what E.L. James did for BDSM.
October 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
BONE LAKE: If that incel in your Creative Writing MFA tried to write FUNNY GAMES
October 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
BONE LAKE: THE SOCIAL CONTRACT KILLERS

(...I'm actually pretty proud of this one)
a woman wearing glasses is waving her hand while sitting in front of a window .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses is waving her hand while sitting in front of a window .
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October 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
BONE LAKE: Come for the telegraphed plot twist six minutes in. Stay for the reveal of said plot twist after ninety excruciating minutes.
October 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
BONE LAKE: Temu Florence Pugh,
Wish . com Amanda Peet,
Latinx John Krasinski,
and I'm pretty sure the lost Franco brother
October 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
BONE LAKE: A crossbow arrow through a nutsack, then one hundred minutes of nothing.
October 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM