Dan Abrams
@danabrams.bsky.social
Software consultant who makes internet on airplanes.
Connoisseur of British TV where a member of unexpected profession solves murders with their skills.
Connoisseur of British TV where a member of unexpected profession solves murders with their skills.
The same people who last year were telling me everything that happened was “late stage capitalism” are now telling me to get out of my liberal bubble.
April 27, 2025 at 10:35 AM
The same people who last year were telling me everything that happened was “late stage capitalism” are now telling me to get out of my liberal bubble.
I think Paddington’s philosophy of “if you’re good and nice and polite, the world will be right” is an underrated success strategy, TBH.
March 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I think Paddington’s philosophy of “if you’re good and nice and polite, the world will be right” is an underrated success strategy, TBH.
It’s always a tell when they quote the military prowess of a group that lost their war: nazi generals, confederate generals, etc.
February 22, 2025 at 10:04 AM
It’s always a tell when they quote the military prowess of a group that lost their war: nazi generals, confederate generals, etc.
The giants were last in their division this year.
However, the best in the division won the Super Bowl and the second best only lost to the best in the playoffs.
So in theory, big blue could’ve been the fourth best team in the league this year…
However, the best in the division won the Super Bowl and the second best only lost to the best in the playoffs.
So in theory, big blue could’ve been the fourth best team in the league this year…
February 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The giants were last in their division this year.
However, the best in the division won the Super Bowl and the second best only lost to the best in the playoffs.
So in theory, big blue could’ve been the fourth best team in the league this year…
However, the best in the division won the Super Bowl and the second best only lost to the best in the playoffs.
So in theory, big blue could’ve been the fourth best team in the league this year…
I’m very lucky that my grandparents were all born in the US. My great great aunts and uncles, great, great grandparents and other family that remained in Europe were all murdered by the nazis.
The way we treat refugees today in this country, it’s clear we have forgotten.
The way we treat refugees today in this country, it’s clear we have forgotten.
January 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m very lucky that my grandparents were all born in the US. My great great aunts and uncles, great, great grandparents and other family that remained in Europe were all murdered by the nazis.
The way we treat refugees today in this country, it’s clear we have forgotten.
The way we treat refugees today in this country, it’s clear we have forgotten.
Me: Son, how old are you?
Son: two
Me: correct. And how old is daddy?
Son: too.
Me: also correct.
Son: two
Me: correct. And how old is daddy?
Son: too.
Me: also correct.
January 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Me: Son, how old are you?
Son: two
Me: correct. And how old is daddy?
Son: too.
Me: also correct.
Son: two
Me: correct. And how old is daddy?
Son: too.
Me: also correct.
So, if Roglic is the only of the big four riding the Giro, we have a real chance of back to back “all Slovenian” grand tour winners.
For reference, Slovenia has a population smaller than either Brooklyn or Queens.
For reference, Slovenia has a population smaller than either Brooklyn or Queens.
January 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
So, if Roglic is the only of the big four riding the Giro, we have a real chance of back to back “all Slovenian” grand tour winners.
For reference, Slovenia has a population smaller than either Brooklyn or Queens.
For reference, Slovenia has a population smaller than either Brooklyn or Queens.
It can be really difficult to tell the difference between bad faith rhetoric and various kinds of actual stupidity.
January 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It can be really difficult to tell the difference between bad faith rhetoric and various kinds of actual stupidity.
With Carter’s death, Trump is now the oldest ex-president.
December 29, 2024 at 9:35 PM
With Carter’s death, Trump is now the oldest ex-president.
Remind me to bring this up at the next secret meeting: if we’re going to puppet master the world, we really should make Target and the grocery store stock Hanukkah wrapping paper.
December 22, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Remind me to bring this up at the next secret meeting: if we’re going to puppet master the world, we really should make Target and the grocery store stock Hanukkah wrapping paper.
My mother in law brought a pack of chipsahoy over and now I have to admit to my wife that I have a problem.
December 21, 2024 at 5:13 AM
My mother in law brought a pack of chipsahoy over and now I have to admit to my wife that I have a problem.
You’ve seen advent of code, but are you ready for a Hanukkah Hackathon?
December 6, 2024 at 3:15 AM
You’ve seen advent of code, but are you ready for a Hanukkah Hackathon?
If the test was just “does your care have legal license plates” about a third would fail.
QUESTION: What percent of people with drivers licences where you live do you think could pass a drivers test on short notice if the system utilized “spot tests” as part of maintaining your licence?
December 4, 2024 at 1:18 AM
If the test was just “does your care have legal license plates” about a third would fail.
It’s bad that Biden pardoned his son. Pardoning friends family or oneself is bad and corrupt and should be illegal.
December 2, 2024 at 1:15 AM
It’s bad that Biden pardoned his son. Pardoning friends family or oneself is bad and corrupt and should be illegal.
Is it just me or are they driving REALLY slowly?
November 27, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Is it just me or are they driving REALLY slowly?
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Harris took more shit from the left for campaigning for Liz Cheney without conceding anything to her on policy than Trump took from the right for abandoning the idea of federal abortion restrictions.
Harder to win when the team doesn’t really want it.
Harder to win when the team doesn’t really want it.
November 25, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Harris took more shit from the left for campaigning for Liz Cheney without conceding anything to her on policy than Trump took from the right for abandoning the idea of federal abortion restrictions.
Harder to win when the team doesn’t really want it.
Harder to win when the team doesn’t really want it.
Spending the morning introducing my 2 year old to 90s alt rock. He’s already primed as his favorite children’s musician used to be the frontman for Presidents of the United States.
November 17, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Spending the morning introducing my 2 year old to 90s alt rock. He’s already primed as his favorite children’s musician used to be the frontman for Presidents of the United States.
This is a safe space to say that naming something X is lazy naming.
November 16, 2024 at 4:21 PM
This is a safe space to say that naming something X is lazy naming.
@dieworkwear.bsky.social is on here for all my sartorial learnings. No need to ever go back to the other site.
November 16, 2024 at 9:31 AM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social is on here for all my sartorial learnings. No need to ever go back to the other site.
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It you've heard of Conway's Law, please repost this.
(I'm testing out a theory of how it applies to Bluesky)
(I'm testing out a theory of how it applies to Bluesky)
November 15, 2024 at 8:52 PM
It you've heard of Conway's Law, please repost this.
(I'm testing out a theory of how it applies to Bluesky)
(I'm testing out a theory of how it applies to Bluesky)
Hear me out: Hannibal Lector, head of the USDA.
November 14, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Hear me out: Hannibal Lector, head of the USDA.
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Someone said matt gaetz thought a “recess appointment” was where to meet his next date, and oh myyy
November 14, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Someone said matt gaetz thought a “recess appointment” was where to meet his next date, and oh myyy
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The ADL comes out against Matt Gaetz:
November 14, 2024 at 1:15 AM
The ADL comes out against Matt Gaetz:
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Matt Gaetz has been training for this role as Attorney General since he was a teenager. Google “Matt Gaetz 17 year old” to learn more.
November 13, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Matt Gaetz has been training for this role as Attorney General since he was a teenager. Google “Matt Gaetz 17 year old” to learn more.
What’s he’s going to nominate George Santos for? OMB?
November 14, 2024 at 5:10 AM
What’s he’s going to nominate George Santos for? OMB?