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Dan Muller
@dan-muller.bsky.social
thoughts / comedy / nonsense
Watching Ohio State / Michigan football with my cats
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trying Bluesky again. Hello!
May 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Sheryl Crow themed Peloton ride hit different today
March 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Share an airbnb with three other 30+ guys and TRT will be discussed at length
March 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Just saw the Elway’s restaurant at the Denver airport. So stupid. Do some people think John Elway is back there in a little office making shift schedules and deciding who to cut early?
March 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It’s a CVS Bangers Weekend m.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
CVS Bangers-Vol. 2 - YouTube
m.youtube.com
March 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I love watching basketball like 5 days a year. Beautiful game. Lots of fun. That’s just all I got though. Hard cap.
March 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Wrote about luck and my cat for St. Patrick’s Day medium.com/@DanMulller/...
One Lucky Cat’s Tale
Las Vegas is a losing endeavor. It’s all about damage control.
medium.com
March 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Corned Beef is back at Chipotle
March 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Learned far too late in life that even the smartest people are just trying their best. Everyone’s an imposter, some are worse than others. Do your thing and be kind.
The stupidest people ever to live are burning the world down around you. Keep that in mind when impostor syndrome has something to say about your projects.
March 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
St. Patrick’s Day is Chicago’s Mardi Gras. Drunk parade season is not over here.
March 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The quiche at this one year old’s birthday is GOATED
March 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
They gotta put a weird old guy in the Love is Blind pods one season. Wild card move. See what happens.
March 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Giving up King Cake for lent
March 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Putting a student driver sticker on your car so you can drive like an asshole with impunity
March 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I guess it’s been around since 2016 (?) but I just recently learned about the Simpsonwave genre. No strong opinions yet.
March 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Hats off to Chicago winter for being so abusive that a 50 degree day feels like paradise
February 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Anora is my favorite movie in the Oscar conversation. That’s all for now. Have a nice Sunday.
February 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
New Orleans is drunk and silly and French. Love it.
February 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Down south this weekend
February 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
In my Google reviews era
February 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
No accident that I gravitate toward classes from the Peloton instructor who plays Tool a lot
February 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM