To the cartoonist who drew this, well done.

Having a first go at sauerkraut. Nothing fancy, white cabbage and caraway seeds. Just so you know. 🍽️

I believe Churchill once said words to the effect of “You can always rely on the Americans to do the right thing - after they have tried all the alternatives”.

I’m beginning to think he may have been mistaken.

A 2% wealth tax in the UK on people with over £100m (like France) would raise £30bn a year.

It's time to tax the rich.

I see we’ve got a yellow wind warning. Best avoided.

Well I’ve seen some inappropriate hats in my time, but that one takes the biscuit.

This is the only flag I’m flying today. For Janey. #Trumpisacunt Let’s make it trend.

Charles Bukowski said it best:
doubt is the burden of the thoughtful. Confidence, unfortunately, often belongs to the clueless.

Paul Bassett Davies nails it.

@thewritertype.bsky.social

My most important tasks tomorrow are 1) stir frying the dreaded Brussels sprouts 2) top up the bird feeders. Not necessarily in that order.

Relax, people. Elvis is alive and well, and probably living in Tunbridge Wells. He gave me his mobile number in a dream last night. Sadly I wasn’t able to write it down, but I’m fairly sure it began with 08. So possibly a freephone number.

John Prescott was a politician both behind and ahead of his time. Considered too bluff and old Labour to reach to the very top in the 90s, today his authenticity and class credentials would have been perfect to fight Farage and populism. Labour needs more like him.

Life is like a submarine: I don't know how it works and I'm trapped inside

My most used kitchen equipment? The radio.

First post here. What a thrill. (?)