Damp Rice
@damprice.bsky.social
Lover of agranams. Once went to Chester with Jeremy Beadle. Who/what.
@michaelglasper.bsky.social Logged on to BS as I've heard it's your birthday. Many Happy U-turns.
April 29, 2024 at 9:10 AM
@michaelglasper.bsky.social Logged on to BS as I've heard it's your birthday. Many Happy U-turns.
All know is that there were rumours he was into field hockey players
There were rumours
So I applied, basically
He was gone the next day
I went out for the team
It's like, he was gone
It was like, so hush hush
They were so quiet about it
And then the next thing, you know
There were rumours
So I applied, basically
He was gone the next day
I went out for the team
It's like, he was gone
It was like, so hush hush
They were so quiet about it
And then the next thing, you know
January 11, 2024 at 9:17 AM
All know is that there were rumours he was into field hockey players
There were rumours
So I applied, basically
He was gone the next day
I went out for the team
It's like, he was gone
It was like, so hush hush
They were so quiet about it
And then the next thing, you know
There were rumours
So I applied, basically
He was gone the next day
I went out for the team
It's like, he was gone
It was like, so hush hush
They were so quiet about it
And then the next thing, you know
Küss meinen glänzenden Metallarsch.
January 10, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Küss meinen glänzenden Metallarsch.
Oh hello, French Polishers? It's just possible you could save my life.
January 3, 2024 at 9:16 AM
Oh hello, French Polishers? It's just possible you could save my life.
If she picks them up, they might be shinier in her hand.
December 26, 2023 at 10:15 AM
If she picks them up, they might be shinier in her hand.
Spent the last two days making this for my grandson. Why did they have to call him Ivor?
December 24, 2023 at 5:23 PM
Spent the last two days making this for my grandson. Why did they have to call him Ivor?
She says it's not hers, and I for one believe her.
December 17, 2023 at 10:50 AM
She says it's not hers, and I for one believe her.
Clarke at No 10 or as a false 9. It's a tricky one.
December 10, 2023 at 1:12 AM
Clarke at No 10 or as a false 9. It's a tricky one.
Quite pleased with my first day as headline writer for a national Greek newspaper.
November 30, 2023 at 5:27 PM
Quite pleased with my first day as headline writer for a national Greek newspaper.
There appears to be a Pieter Bruegel painting out my back window.
November 30, 2023 at 8:16 AM
There appears to be a Pieter Bruegel painting out my back window.
Forget elf on the shelf this Christmas. How about...
November 26, 2023 at 1:25 PM
Forget elf on the shelf this Christmas. How about...
My wife and I couldnt help but notice you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe, can we buy you a drink?
November 23, 2023 at 11:26 AM
My wife and I couldnt help but notice you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe, can we buy you a drink?
This LP is now as old as me.
It's aged a lot better.
It's aged a lot better.
November 22, 2023 at 11:13 AM
This LP is now as old as me.
It's aged a lot better.
It's aged a lot better.
People watching & cheering the SpaceX rocket.
November 18, 2023 at 1:11 PM
People watching & cheering the SpaceX rocket.
Connections
Puzzle #159
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November 17, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Connections
Puzzle #159
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From fuckpigs & cunts to pigfucking cunts.
November 13, 2023 at 11:25 AM
From fuckpigs & cunts to pigfucking cunts.
Very easy to stick on the TV & think the whole country's gone mad.
Note to self : Look out the back window more.
Note to self : Look out the back window more.
November 11, 2023 at 1:14 PM
Very easy to stick on the TV & think the whole country's gone mad.
Note to self : Look out the back window more.
Note to self : Look out the back window more.
I see Roger Waters has entered the Israel/Palestine debate.
November 9, 2023 at 11:15 AM
I see Roger Waters has entered the Israel/Palestine debate.
Realised I'd been in Yorkshire too long when I asked someone if they wanted "owt from shop"
November 9, 2023 at 7:53 AM
Realised I'd been in Yorkshire too long when I asked someone if they wanted "owt from shop"
