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Damp Rice
@damprice.bsky.social
Lover of agranams. Once went to Chester with Jeremy Beadle. Who/what.
@michaelglasper.bsky.social Logged on to BS as I've heard it's your birthday. Many Happy U-turns.
April 29, 2024 at 9:10 AM
January 16, 2024 at 11:05 AM
All know is that there were rumours he was into field hockey players
There were rumours
So I applied, basically
He was gone the next day
I went out for the team
It's like, he was gone
It was like, so hush hush
They were so quiet about it
And then the next thing, you know
January 11, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Küss meinen glänzenden Metallarsch.
January 10, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Oh hello, French Polishers? It's just possible you could save my life.
January 3, 2024 at 9:16 AM
If she picks them up, they might be shinier in her hand.
December 26, 2023 at 10:15 AM
Spent the last two days making this for my grandson. Why did they have to call him Ivor?
December 24, 2023 at 5:23 PM
She says it's not hers, and I for one believe her.
December 17, 2023 at 10:50 AM
Clarke at No 10 or as a false 9. It's a tricky one.
December 10, 2023 at 1:12 AM
December 6, 2023 at 11:30 AM
Quite pleased with my first day as headline writer for a national Greek newspaper.
November 30, 2023 at 5:27 PM
There appears to be a Pieter Bruegel painting out my back window.
November 30, 2023 at 8:16 AM
Forget elf on the shelf this Christmas. How about...
November 26, 2023 at 1:25 PM
My wife and I couldnt help but notice you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe, can we buy you a drink?
November 23, 2023 at 11:26 AM
This LP is now as old as me.
It's aged a lot better.
November 22, 2023 at 11:13 AM
Oh Paul.
November 22, 2023 at 10:49 AM
People watching & cheering the SpaceX rocket.
November 18, 2023 at 1:11 PM
Connections
Puzzle #159
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November 17, 2023 at 8:11 PM
From fuckpigs & cunts to pigfucking cunts.
November 13, 2023 at 11:25 AM
Weed. Gak.
November 12, 2023 at 11:03 AM
Very easy to stick on the TV & think the whole country's gone mad.
Note to self : Look out the back window more.
November 11, 2023 at 1:14 PM
November 11, 2023 at 12:11 PM
I see Roger Waters has entered the Israel/Palestine debate.
November 9, 2023 at 11:15 AM
Realised I'd been in Yorkshire too long when I asked someone if they wanted "owt from shop"
November 9, 2023 at 7:53 AM
November 8, 2023 at 9:28 AM