Damp Rice
@damprice.bsky.social
Lover of agranams. Once went to Chester with Jeremy Beadle. Who/what.
@michaelglasper.bsky.social Logged on to BS as I've heard it's your birthday. Many Happy U-turns.
April 29, 2024 at 9:10 AM
@michaelglasper.bsky.social Logged on to BS as I've heard it's your birthday. Many Happy U-turns.
All know is that there were rumours he was into field hockey players
There were rumours
So I applied, basically
He was gone the next day
I went out for the team
It's like, he was gone
It was like, so hush hush
They were so quiet about it
And then the next thing, you know
There were rumours
So I applied, basically
He was gone the next day
I went out for the team
It's like, he was gone
It was like, so hush hush
They were so quiet about it
And then the next thing, you know
January 11, 2024 at 9:17 AM
All know is that there were rumours he was into field hockey players
There were rumours
So I applied, basically
He was gone the next day
I went out for the team
It's like, he was gone
It was like, so hush hush
They were so quiet about it
And then the next thing, you know
There were rumours
So I applied, basically
He was gone the next day
I went out for the team
It's like, he was gone
It was like, so hush hush
They were so quiet about it
And then the next thing, you know
Küss meinen glänzenden Metallarsch.
January 10, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Küss meinen glänzenden Metallarsch.
I'm making really slow progress with my waltzing lessons at the moment.
It's just 2 steps forward on 1 back.
It's just 2 steps forward on 1 back.
January 4, 2024 at 2:26 PM
I'm making really slow progress with my waltzing lessons at the moment.
It's just 2 steps forward on 1 back.
It's just 2 steps forward on 1 back.
Oh hello, French Polishers? It's just possible you could save my life.
January 3, 2024 at 9:16 AM
Oh hello, French Polishers? It's just possible you could save my life.
If she picks them up, they might be shinier in her hand.
December 26, 2023 at 10:15 AM
If she picks them up, they might be shinier in her hand.
Spent the last two days making this for my grandson. Why did they have to call him Ivor?
December 24, 2023 at 5:23 PM
Spent the last two days making this for my grandson. Why did they have to call him Ivor?
She says it's not hers, and I for one believe her.
December 17, 2023 at 10:50 AM
She says it's not hers, and I for one believe her.
Skint just before Christmas and some geezer is selling an £550 guitar Ive wanted for ages on FB for 200 quid. Bastard!
December 3, 2023 at 12:51 PM
Skint just before Christmas and some geezer is selling an £550 guitar Ive wanted for ages on FB for 200 quid. Bastard!
Quite pleased with my first day as headline writer for a national Greek newspaper.
November 30, 2023 at 5:27 PM
Quite pleased with my first day as headline writer for a national Greek newspaper.
Crivens! Only 1:30pm & I've heard that bloody song 4 times already.
November 30, 2023 at 1:34 PM
Crivens! Only 1:30pm & I've heard that bloody song 4 times already.
I was dragged to see The Pogues by some mates in 1989. I went to the back of the venue for a disco nap 4 songs in, slept thru the whole thing & missed the Fairytale encore with Kirsty McColl. 😔
November 30, 2023 at 12:45 PM
I was dragged to see The Pogues by some mates in 1989. I went to the back of the venue for a disco nap 4 songs in, slept thru the whole thing & missed the Fairytale encore with Kirsty McColl. 😔
There appears to be a Pieter Bruegel painting out my back window.
November 30, 2023 at 8:16 AM
There appears to be a Pieter Bruegel painting out my back window.
Forget elf on the shelf this Christmas. How about...
November 26, 2023 at 1:25 PM
Forget elf on the shelf this Christmas. How about...
This morning's listening.
youtu.be/LSgFPUlhc2o?...
youtu.be/LSgFPUlhc2o?...
rubber soul but it's only bass and drums
*Reupload from @rbstems , for backup purposes!**please wear headphones to get the best out of the video!*The Beatles' groundbreaking Rubber Soul, stripped aw...
youtu.be
November 23, 2023 at 11:47 AM
This morning's listening.
youtu.be/LSgFPUlhc2o?...
youtu.be/LSgFPUlhc2o?...
My wife and I couldnt help but notice you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe, can we buy you a drink?
November 23, 2023 at 11:26 AM
My wife and I couldnt help but notice you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe, can we buy you a drink?
Who's up for a Rishi reset?
November 22, 2023 at 11:27 AM
Who's up for a Rishi reset?
This LP is now as old as me.
It's aged a lot better.
It's aged a lot better.
November 22, 2023 at 11:13 AM
This LP is now as old as me.
It's aged a lot better.
It's aged a lot better.
People watching & cheering the SpaceX rocket.
November 18, 2023 at 1:11 PM
People watching & cheering the SpaceX rocket.
Connections
Puzzle #159
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Puzzle #159
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November 17, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Connections
Puzzle #159
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟦🟦🟦🟦
Puzzle #159
🟨🟨🟨🟨
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Chris Morris' Pixies parody is on fleek.
youtu.be/6qkoGA_ewic?...
youtu.be/6qkoGA_ewic?...
Chris Morris - Pixies Parody: Motherbanger
@cookdandbombd - http://www.cookdandbombdLyrics: Released on the Select Flexi in May 1992. Perhaps the greatest ever Chris Morris music parody.
youtu.be
November 16, 2023 at 1:25 PM
Chris Morris' Pixies parody is on fleek.
youtu.be/6qkoGA_ewic?...
youtu.be/6qkoGA_ewic?...
Just tackled the scourge of wokery.
I'd give it 5 minutes.
I'd give it 5 minutes.
November 14, 2023 at 10:11 AM
Just tackled the scourge of wokery.
I'd give it 5 minutes.
I'd give it 5 minutes.
From fuckpigs & cunts to pigfucking cunts.
November 13, 2023 at 11:25 AM
From fuckpigs & cunts to pigfucking cunts.