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Maffyou
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EVERYONE, drop a selfie if you feel like it 👋

Sometimes, i follow trendy prompts. It reminds me of chain letters though
A selfie, but I'm squinting because it's too sunny. I'm wearing a brown baseball cap and brownish-orange jacket. The background is a sand dune habitat
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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I should have bought you these boxes of Wicked cereal on clearance for 24 cents
Shelves of pink and green boxes of Wicked cereal
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Mandy Patinkin is selling his salad on this train
An overhead digital sign on a train with a picture of a boxed salad. The writing says "Mandy's Salad On sale in economy class"
November 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I did a guided gratitude meditation this morning, and the person i thought of in the moment who brings me unconditional joy and acceptance is this cat who got me through a major depressive episode two years ago
A black cat curled up and sleeping, using my head as a pillow
October 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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DARK TICKLE
A jam jar with a black label and gold lettering that says "DARK TICKLE Partridgeberry spread. Tartinade de lingonne 250 ml"
October 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Maria Bamford was great last night 😁
A tv screen with a picture of Maria Bamford looking to the side with a surprised expression. She has blonde hair and a red blouse. The screen also says Just for laughs Toronto. Maria Bamford, Bluma Appel Theatre, September 27, hahaha.com.
September 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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I'm wearing an outfit today, but don't worry, I'm still a little animal
Me wearing a blue button up shirt with light blue crosshatches on it. I'm also wearing a brown belt and light green pants. The doors and walls behind me are also light green. There is a flower arrangement in the lower right of the pic with orange, yellow, and white flowers.
September 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Stampy stampy
My bare legs in some brown cowboyish boots on brown hardwood floor
September 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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I once bought this Combat Formula mosquito repellant for the straight-ness of it. It made me chuckle everytime. Has a little compass in the lid, but also soothing aloe
A can of mosquito repellant with a black lid and tiny compass. It says 30% Bonus Mosquito Shield Insect repellent, maximum protection combat formula.
September 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Like Oh my god I'm going to be spending probably a half hour cleaning this later
Bath water with a salty brine, heavy oil sheen, and bits of dried mint and rosemary
September 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I'm a big fan of a Persian Love Cake. I have recipe that i have used many times with success. You have to like rose and pistachio though, but I'm happy to share the recipe
A frosted pink cake with rose petals and crushed pistachios
September 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Imagine if instead of just moving into a house and doing minor renovations we built another house on top of the old ones using our own poo but it's ok cuz we love each other 🥰
A pair of pigeons in their large nest of sticks and poo on top of a light fixture. They are under an awning and the bricks are a soft yellow
September 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Happy 7 of 9 day for all who celebrate!

This is my friend's dog, 7 of 9🖖
A german shepherd dog laying on a dark coloured lounge chair, on a balcony with a decorative planter
September 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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I got very close to some dinosaurs today
Me with a blue shirt and ball cap. I'm on a woodland trail and very close to some turkeys Wild turkeys on a woodland trail
September 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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They say you shouldn't meet your idols, but this was not a disappointment
Me, wearing a green hat and blue shirt standing next to a beaver mascot who's wearing a canadian flag vest. The beaver is from RPM magazine
September 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I found a new sign to put on my office door this year
A black sign with white lettering that says: Sorry, this experience is temporarily unavailable. Nous sommes désolés, cette expérience est temporairement indisponible.
August 31, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I saw this missing cat poster in my neighbourhood yesterday, and i need to know that Margaret Catwood was found safe????!!!!!🥺
A missing cat poster with red and black text. The cat is a white and orange domestic shorthair. The poster text is: MISSING CAT PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY FURRY FRIEND! MARGARET CATWOOD Breed: cutie-patootie Color: Orange Friendly? Heck yes. Margaret has been missing since May 8th and his family misses him! Help us find him! CASH REWARD CALL OR TEXT WITH ANY INFORMATION
August 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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This Big Mama would look so cool swimming around with a long braid
A snapping turtle swimming towards me in a pond. The water is kind of green. She's also a bit algae covered and green
August 28, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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The snitches in the Québécois subreddit
Céline Dion wearing a black leather jacket and a white t-shirt. She is answer a telephone and the text on the screen says 'je téléphone à la OQLF'. Céline Dion porte une veste en cuir noir et un T-shirt blanc. Elle répond à un téléphone et le texte sur l'écran dit 'je téléphone à la OQLF'
August 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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A sculpture of multiple succulent plants mounted into sphagnum moss Large pink yellow water lily with large green paddle leaves A ceramic vase with little ceramic flowers, gold accents, and little ceramic faces A bronze statue of a man in a jacket, vest and tie. His hand and head are bronze mushrooms and foliage, instead of normal human features
August 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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pink anemone flowers with bumblebees A chipmunk perched in a yew bush eating berries A toad friend in the grass An open cream coloured stapelia flower with reddish wiggly stripes
August 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I visited the Royal Botanic Garden in Burlington,ON for the first time yesterday. Saw some cool stuff
View looking between a mid height hedgerow towards stone pillars with iron gates. I the distance you can see a fountain and some flowers A topiaried hedge shaped like multiple oblate spheroids, next to a gravel dirt path Looking down the length of a rectangular water lily pond. There are pink and yellow lilies and some other pond plants. Flanked on both sides by mixed wildflowers and roses, and in the back is a small tea house surrounded by trees A concrete paved courtyard with a glass house visible on the left mid of pic. The courtyard has multiple large tropical foliage plants and flowering plants on the perimeter
August 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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This you?
A restaurant parking sign with a cartoon rooster head with a sinister expression and the restaurant name "Jack le coq" above a red arrow
August 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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I love the colours on this Naga Smooky Rainbow pepper
Looking into a pepper plant with green leaves, and a combo of green, purple and orange peppers A pepper plant stem with green leaves and deep purple peppers
August 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Found some seeds in bag. I probably pilfered them from someone's garden. I remember nothing about taking them and don't know what type of plant they are from
The palm of my hand holding some flat brown seeds with stripes
August 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM