Maffyou
@damplump.bsky.social
Earth Scientist | Plant Parent | Invertebrate Guardian | Snacks
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My friend's 78 year old mother has signed up for rodeo school
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
My friend's 78 year old mother has signed up for rodeo school
Chat, should i start a soldier fly composting project in my flat? I already have a red wiggler bin, but they are lazy and don't eat very quickly
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Chat, should i start a soldier fly composting project in my flat? I already have a red wiggler bin, but they are lazy and don't eat very quickly
The science of beans states that each bean has its own collection of tiny fart bubbles trapped inside. So when you eat a lot of beans, they collectively pool their toots inside you, making a series of larger toots
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The science of beans states that each bean has its own collection of tiny fart bubbles trapped inside. So when you eat a lot of beans, they collectively pool their toots inside you, making a series of larger toots
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hungry art the hippos of the heart
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
hungry art the hippos of the heart
Treating my neighbours to a Toni Braxton sing-a- long while i cook dinner
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Treating my neighbours to a Toni Braxton sing-a- long while i cook dinner
If it doesn't involve a can of mushroom soup and a box of yellow cake mix, it's not a real Thanksgiving
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If it doesn't involve a can of mushroom soup and a box of yellow cake mix, it's not a real Thanksgiving
Something else you should know about me is that i love peanuts and peanut butter
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Something else you should know about me is that i love peanuts and peanut butter
I don't need more plants. I can't fit anymore in. The ones i have are enough, and many of them will get much bigger.
I will ignore the above statements as i update my bucket list of plants i must have
I will ignore the above statements as i update my bucket list of plants i must have
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I don't need more plants. I can't fit anymore in. The ones i have are enough, and many of them will get much bigger.
I will ignore the above statements as i update my bucket list of plants i must have
I will ignore the above statements as i update my bucket list of plants i must have
Confession time: my office smells like lady bugs
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Confession time: my office smells like lady bugs
Decaffeinated sparkling havarti beverage
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Decaffeinated sparkling havarti beverage
I think I'm experiencing a headache related to too much candy+pizza this weekend
I also sat at my computer for many hours this morning before going to the gym so it could be a neck thing 🤷♂️
I also sat at my computer for many hours this morning before going to the gym so it could be a neck thing 🤷♂️
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I think I'm experiencing a headache related to too much candy+pizza this weekend
I also sat at my computer for many hours this morning before going to the gym so it could be a neck thing 🤷♂️
I also sat at my computer for many hours this morning before going to the gym so it could be a neck thing 🤷♂️
I watched Elizabeth McGovern pretend to be Ava Gardner on stage tonight. She did a pretty great job, though i have never seen an Ava Gardner film. I also bought a ton of candy after the show, so it was a pretty successful evening all around
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I watched Elizabeth McGovern pretend to be Ava Gardner on stage tonight. She did a pretty great job, though i have never seen an Ava Gardner film. I also bought a ton of candy after the show, so it was a pretty successful evening all around
I'm convinced that windows updates are programmed to specifically happen when you are trying to do other things like a zoom call or run simulations
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I'm convinced that windows updates are programmed to specifically happen when you are trying to do other things like a zoom call or run simulations
EVERYONE, drop a selfie if you feel like it 👋
Sometimes, i follow trendy prompts. It reminds me of chain letters though
Sometimes, i follow trendy prompts. It reminds me of chain letters though
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
EVERYONE, drop a selfie if you feel like it 👋
Sometimes, i follow trendy prompts. It reminds me of chain letters though
Sometimes, i follow trendy prompts. It reminds me of chain letters though
Chunky statement pieces
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Chunky statement pieces
Thinking of getting toe spacers because i saw a guy wearing them in a workout video and it seems like the right vibe for me
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Thinking of getting toe spacers because i saw a guy wearing them in a workout video and it seems like the right vibe for me
Teenage mutual ninja gerbils
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Teenage mutual ninja gerbils
I got vaxed yesterday and my arms are sooo sore today. Please send forehead kiss thanks
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I got vaxed yesterday and my arms are sooo sore today. Please send forehead kiss thanks
Went to an italian restaurant and the server was basically like lady gaga from the gucci movie but nice. Also, the description she gave for a pizzetta was 'pizzetta' and she made a little 👌with her hand
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Went to an italian restaurant and the server was basically like lady gaga from the gucci movie but nice. Also, the description she gave for a pizzetta was 'pizzetta' and she made a little 👌with her hand
I used to work with a guy on night shift who would get a sub with regular mayo and light mayo cuz he liked 'em extra moist. He also drank a litre of egg nog every night shift during the holiday season, but i don't judge because night shifts sucks
Hey siri price per foot of subway sandwich average American penis size correlation
November 4, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I used to work with a guy on night shift who would get a sub with regular mayo and light mayo cuz he liked 'em extra moist. He also drank a litre of egg nog every night shift during the holiday season, but i don't judge because night shifts sucks
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I kinda loooove straight people rn…
October 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I kinda loooove straight people rn…
Mandy Patinkin is selling his salad on this train
November 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Mandy Patinkin is selling his salad on this train
Girl on the train is chatting to a friend about how if they go out tonight she has cute antlers and her brown boots, so she could go as a deer
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Girl on the train is chatting to a friend about how if they go out tonight she has cute antlers and her brown boots, so she could go as a deer
I need to find a way to communicate with people that it is ok to text me in 24-hour time. In fact, it's encouraged and preferred
October 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I need to find a way to communicate with people that it is ok to text me in 24-hour time. In fact, it's encouraged and preferred