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damo.aggl.moe
Some call me Derek
@damo.aggl.moe
31, IT Person, Gamist, Extra woke

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Stuff I’m into in emoji form: 🏎️🚘🏁⚽️🏓🏏🏋️‍♂️🚴‍♂️🚵‍♂️ 🧗‍♂️⛹️🏳️‍🌈🛹🧘‍♂️🎮🎧🖨️🖥️🛀🖇️🔓

There’s no emoji for depression

Est. 21.11.24
Yes, you can run 256gb of memory on the 7800x3D, it won’t run at full speed, but 3600mhz seems to work. Just in case anyone wanted to know that…
December 19, 2025 at 9:39 AM
A year or so ago I mentioned a cool Wikipedia article at work and one of the senior managers scoffed and said, “what, you use wokepedia?” I think about that a lot. It’s incredible to think how far anti-intellectualism has come in the last 10 years. Wikipedia has its flaws, but….
July 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
WhatsApp’s recent insistence on continuously re-iterating the fact that my messages are encrypted and no one can read them makes me think the exact opposite is true and it’s all being tunnelled through palantir or some shit
June 16, 2025 at 11:46 AM
How does Vicario get away without getting a card there, sprints the entire pitch to scrap lol
April 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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December 14, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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bluesky is better *now*

but it won't be if/when it becomes palatable to normies and it struggles to pay the bills
December 2, 2024 at 11:19 AM
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posted on a website with the exact same format
December 2, 2024 at 11:17 AM
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'Showgirl is fitted with a birdcage bustle, 1940's'
November 22, 2024 at 9:12 AM
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Mrs Doubtfire is my favourite movie about violating a custody agreement
November 21, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Doctors: We did a bunch of tests and found some concerning results, we are going to do 1 more ok?
Me: Ok let’s do it boss.
Doctor: We are delighted to tell you, this test says you don’t have anything wrong with you.
Me: Are you sure, because i still have the same symp-
Doctors: Bye bye now 👋
November 22, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Birds are weird bro like my little dude on my head Ed, doesn’t come when you call him, whistle, click, kiss, snap or pop but if I play 3 seconds of bird sounds on YouTube he will appear from behind the bookshelf of the annals of space and time like wassup then?
November 22, 2024 at 8:45 AM
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MRW I see X users coming to this platform because we left, they have nobody to troll, and that's all that sustains them.

Does daddy Musk know you're here??? 😏
November 22, 2024 at 4:13 AM
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Ridiculous BBC headline:
"Public sector pay deals help drive up UK borrowing".

Nothing to do with corporate welfare, contracts for cronies, Govt paying higher energy bills, HMRC not collecting £500bn since 2010, Tory legacy.

Just blame workers wanting decent pay.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Public sector pay deals help drive up UK borrowing
Borrowing was £17.4bn last month, the second highest October figure since monthly records began in 1993.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 21, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Turns out it was an issue with the WAL in pds I guess. Going back to gt4. I might actually post here sometimes it feels different and pretty good
November 21, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I did it but I didn’t do anything sweeeet
November 21, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Let me post
November 21, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Allow me
November 21, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Is this thing on
November 21, 2024 at 5:35 PM