Damn Vanguard
@damnvanguard.bsky.social
A Matt for all seasons, for better or worse.
Scribblings here: https://open.substack.com/pub/scratchersandsmokes?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2pxxd
Scribblings here: https://open.substack.com/pub/scratchersandsmokes?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2pxxd
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So you're telling me the people who flipped the game on its head at the merge rather than staying original-tribe strong are NOT the ones on #Survivor50??
#Survivor49 #Survivor #RHAP
#Survivor49 #Survivor #RHAP
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
So you're telling me the people who flipped the game on its head at the merge rather than staying original-tribe strong are NOT the ones on #Survivor50??
#Survivor49 #Survivor #RHAP
#Survivor49 #Survivor #RHAP
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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We're libbing out, aren't we folks?
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
We're libbing out, aren't we folks?
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
Listen, it's okay for people to dislike Nate silver even if I don't, but on nights like tonight, I'll be goddamned if I don't miss the old 538 podcast with Claire Malone, Harry Enten, and Nate Silver.
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Listen, it's okay for people to dislike Nate silver even if I don't, but on nights like tonight, I'll be goddamned if I don't miss the old 538 podcast with Claire Malone, Harry Enten, and Nate Silver.
I've gained quite a few followers the last month or so... My follower count is not anything impressive (yet) but welcome to my fellow Bluesky sickos
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I've gained quite a few followers the last month or so... My follower count is not anything impressive (yet) but welcome to my fellow Bluesky sickos
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
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I yelled “Don’t touch him” when Savannah put her hand on Jawan lol. #Survivor49
October 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I yelled “Don’t touch him” when Savannah put her hand on Jawan lol. #Survivor49
October 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The foreman at the White House job.
Calm Piratesofthecarribean GIF
ALT: Calm Piratesofthecarribean GIF
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October 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The foreman at the White House job.
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you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...
*opens manilla envelope*
... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...
*slides 8x10 photo across table*
... you wore the tutti frutti
*opens manilla envelope*
... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...
*slides 8x10 photo across table*
... you wore the tutti frutti
October 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...
*opens manilla envelope*
... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...
*slides 8x10 photo across table*
... you wore the tutti frutti
*opens manilla envelope*
... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...
*slides 8x10 photo across table*
... you wore the tutti frutti
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the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
Once again, if you are a new follow: I mostly post about standard-issue liberal stuff and Survivor. You have been warned/advised. Glad to have ya.
October 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Once again, if you are a new follow: I mostly post about standard-issue liberal stuff and Survivor. You have been warned/advised. Glad to have ya.
To my possibly dozen new followers, I welcome you. If you're free this weekend go to a No Kings event, for the love of God.
Protesting alongside brunch grandmas and wine moms is cringe I know, but we love cringe, don't we folks?
Protesting alongside brunch grandmas and wine moms is cringe I know, but we love cringe, don't we folks?
October 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
To my possibly dozen new followers, I welcome you. If you're free this weekend go to a No Kings event, for the love of God.
Protesting alongside brunch grandmas and wine moms is cringe I know, but we love cringe, don't we folks?
Protesting alongside brunch grandmas and wine moms is cringe I know, but we love cringe, don't we folks?