Dan is Being a Menace
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Minotaur Cleric he/him
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Trans Lives Matter
Trump Always Chickens Out
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This is the most valuable card I'll ever own. Every line of text makes me smile.
#christmas #pet #pokemon
#christmas #pet #pokemon
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Soon after the golden hour…
December 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Soon after the golden hour…
Hey, where do these Vitamin E drops go?
It's not in V for vitamin.
It's not in E for E
It's in A for "Aqueous Drops"
Thanks, I hate it.
It's not in V for vitamin.
It's not in E for E
It's in A for "Aqueous Drops"
Thanks, I hate it.
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Hey, where do these Vitamin E drops go?
It's not in V for vitamin.
It's not in E for E
It's in A for "Aqueous Drops"
Thanks, I hate it.
It's not in V for vitamin.
It's not in E for E
It's in A for "Aqueous Drops"
Thanks, I hate it.
Gotta love how many monsters Sam & Dean take care of without any issue. And then there's season 9, where everyone keeps dying or almost dying from literally everything.
Like a chef with animal organ powers.
Like a chef with animal organ powers.
December 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Gotta love how many monsters Sam & Dean take care of without any issue. And then there's season 9, where everyone keeps dying or almost dying from literally everything.
Like a chef with animal organ powers.
Like a chef with animal organ powers.
I love that Google knew I wanted to search for how many times Sam & Dean have died.
It's about 8 each, albeit Dean died approx 103 times in one episode, gonna count that as one just for keeping things more grounded 🤣
The cast of DBZ hasn't died this much.
It's about 8 each, albeit Dean died approx 103 times in one episode, gonna count that as one just for keeping things more grounded 🤣
The cast of DBZ hasn't died this much.
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I love that Google knew I wanted to search for how many times Sam & Dean have died.
It's about 8 each, albeit Dean died approx 103 times in one episode, gonna count that as one just for keeping things more grounded 🤣
The cast of DBZ hasn't died this much.
It's about 8 each, albeit Dean died approx 103 times in one episode, gonna count that as one just for keeping things more grounded 🤣
The cast of DBZ hasn't died this much.
Supernatural, why are you giving us an Artemis love interest twist? She's the Greek Goddess famous for not doing relationships! The Virgin Artemis, Ace in the Hole!
Eh, it's Supernatural. Basically a paranormal soap opera. Doubt they do a ton of research.
Eh, it's Supernatural. Basically a paranormal soap opera. Doubt they do a ton of research.
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Supernatural, why are you giving us an Artemis love interest twist? She's the Greek Goddess famous for not doing relationships! The Virgin Artemis, Ace in the Hole!
Eh, it's Supernatural. Basically a paranormal soap opera. Doubt they do a ton of research.
Eh, it's Supernatural. Basically a paranormal soap opera. Doubt they do a ton of research.
Once you surrender yourself to the soap opera nature of Supernatural, it's so much fun.
Dean getting angry at Sam for not looking for him or trying to rescue him.
DEAN WAS DEAD. He died and went to Purgatory. And yet it's still valid because both of them have died. More than once.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dean getting angry at Sam for not looking for him or trying to rescue him.
DEAN WAS DEAD. He died and went to Purgatory. And yet it's still valid because both of them have died. More than once.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Once you surrender yourself to the soap opera nature of Supernatural, it's so much fun.
Dean getting angry at Sam for not looking for him or trying to rescue him.
DEAN WAS DEAD. He died and went to Purgatory. And yet it's still valid because both of them have died. More than once.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dean getting angry at Sam for not looking for him or trying to rescue him.
DEAN WAS DEAD. He died and went to Purgatory. And yet it's still valid because both of them have died. More than once.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sketchgoblin.bsky.social Do you still offer DND party commissions?
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
@sketchgoblin.bsky.social Do you still offer DND party commissions?
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Imagine having to think
Imagine having to think
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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I never get bored of "it's not like the answer's gonna come falling out of the sky" *answer falls out of the sky*
Maybe it's an obvious joke, but it makes me laugh.
Maybe it's an obvious joke, but it makes me laugh.
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I never get bored of "it's not like the answer's gonna come falling out of the sky" *answer falls out of the sky*
Maybe it's an obvious joke, but it makes me laugh.
Maybe it's an obvious joke, but it makes me laugh.
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November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
100%
Just got out of #OopsAllHimbos after 20 minutes of plot and 100 minutes of Himbo, Thembo, and Shembo shenanigans. I'm pretty sure @jessejerdak.bsky.social impregnated half the audience with that entrance, and I lost the ability to breathe during a bit from @johnnystantoniv.bsky.social
10/10
10/10
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Just got out of #OopsAllHimbos after 20 minutes of plot and 100 minutes of Himbo, Thembo, and Shembo shenanigans. I'm pretty sure @jessejerdak.bsky.social impregnated half the audience with that entrance, and I lost the ability to breathe during a bit from @johnnystantoniv.bsky.social
10/10
10/10
Stuff like this reminds me that I may live in a liberal state, but there's still a lot of work to do.
#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy
News Flash - Racism can be very expensive.
Nazi Karen calls the police on the Boston Police Chief. Good for him for suing that racist. #DemsUnited
News Flash - Racism can be very expensive.
Nazi Karen calls the police on the Boston Police Chief. Good for him for suing that racist. #DemsUnited
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stuff like this reminds me that I may live in a liberal state, but there's still a lot of work to do.
"Dick" should be a nickname for Derek, not Richard.
Thank you.
Thank you.
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"Dick" should be a nickname for Derek, not Richard.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Why is the abusive PoS boyfriend scaring off Popeye!
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Why is the abusive PoS boyfriend scaring off Popeye!
OH LORD HE SCALPED HER. And she ain't dead?! Although that door opened pretty easily once he did it. Still, our boy is putting in good work for effective kills. Respect.
And now we're back to these characters who I believe are supposed to be our heroes. I couldn't care less about them.
And now we're back to these characters who I believe are supposed to be our heroes. I couldn't care less about them.
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
OH LORD HE SCALPED HER. And she ain't dead?! Although that door opened pretty easily once he did it. Still, our boy is putting in good work for effective kills. Respect.
And now we're back to these characters who I believe are supposed to be our heroes. I couldn't care less about them.
And now we're back to these characters who I believe are supposed to be our heroes. I couldn't care less about them.
Trying out Popeye the Slayer Man. Going on knowing it's stupid, let's see if it's fun stupid or bad stupid.
Well, the kills are gnarly. That's a point in their favor. The writing and characters are....an excuse for a burly man with massive arms to slaughter people. Good enough.
Well, the kills are gnarly. That's a point in their favor. The writing and characters are....an excuse for a burly man with massive arms to slaughter people. Good enough.
November 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Trying out Popeye the Slayer Man. Going on knowing it's stupid, let's see if it's fun stupid or bad stupid.
Well, the kills are gnarly. That's a point in their favor. The writing and characters are....an excuse for a burly man with massive arms to slaughter people. Good enough.
Well, the kills are gnarly. That's a point in their favor. The writing and characters are....an excuse for a burly man with massive arms to slaughter people. Good enough.
I was afraid this day might never come. The emails are out, and even just what we've seen so far is devastating to the tangerine.
I know the fight isn't over. I know the people who support him blindly will bring out their worst sides now that they're committing to defending THIS.
But it's a win.
I know the fight isn't over. I know the people who support him blindly will bring out their worst sides now that they're committing to defending THIS.
But it's a win.
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I was afraid this day might never come. The emails are out, and even just what we've seen so far is devastating to the tangerine.
I know the fight isn't over. I know the people who support him blindly will bring out their worst sides now that they're committing to defending THIS.
But it's a win.
I know the fight isn't over. I know the people who support him blindly will bring out their worst sides now that they're committing to defending THIS.
But it's a win.
The Running Man
Had a bad dream that put me in a situation like this, so the urge to see the movie while that feeling was still fresh was strong.
I'm coming around on Glenn Powell. He sells the furious storm beneath the surface. Ben Richards is running on that anger. He's also believably funny.
Had a bad dream that put me in a situation like this, so the urge to see the movie while that feeling was still fresh was strong.
I'm coming around on Glenn Powell. He sells the furious storm beneath the surface. Ben Richards is running on that anger. He's also believably funny.
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The Running Man
Had a bad dream that put me in a situation like this, so the urge to see the movie while that feeling was still fresh was strong.
I'm coming around on Glenn Powell. He sells the furious storm beneath the surface. Ben Richards is running on that anger. He's also believably funny.
Had a bad dream that put me in a situation like this, so the urge to see the movie while that feeling was still fresh was strong.
I'm coming around on Glenn Powell. He sells the furious storm beneath the surface. Ben Richards is running on that anger. He's also believably funny.
The Chair Company is like if Better Call Saul involved the weirdest people from Ohio. It's a lot of the same drama & characters, but so much more unhinged.
Ron isn't totally insane, just mostly. Something is afoot, but it's so bonkers that I don't know what's crazier; he's right or he's nuts.
Ron isn't totally insane, just mostly. Something is afoot, but it's so bonkers that I don't know what's crazier; he's right or he's nuts.
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The Chair Company is like if Better Call Saul involved the weirdest people from Ohio. It's a lot of the same drama & characters, but so much more unhinged.
Ron isn't totally insane, just mostly. Something is afoot, but it's so bonkers that I don't know what's crazier; he's right or he's nuts.
Ron isn't totally insane, just mostly. Something is afoot, but it's so bonkers that I don't know what's crazier; he's right or he's nuts.
The Chair Company
I didn't have much fun with Friendship, so I was hesitant to give this a try. Tim Robinson is great for short bits that allow him to inject his absurd humor into a situation. Long-form material can feel exhausting waiting for something to happen.
I didn't have much fun with Friendship, so I was hesitant to give this a try. Tim Robinson is great for short bits that allow him to inject his absurd humor into a situation. Long-form material can feel exhausting waiting for something to happen.
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The Chair Company
I didn't have much fun with Friendship, so I was hesitant to give this a try. Tim Robinson is great for short bits that allow him to inject his absurd humor into a situation. Long-form material can feel exhausting waiting for something to happen.
I didn't have much fun with Friendship, so I was hesitant to give this a try. Tim Robinson is great for short bits that allow him to inject his absurd humor into a situation. Long-form material can feel exhausting waiting for something to happen.
I like that Charlie is a flawed character. She means well, she wants to make a difference, and she has the resources to change things.
The problem is that she has NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S DOING. She's trying to solve problems & issues she can't begin to understand. Angel is the perfect example.
The problem is that she has NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S DOING. She's trying to solve problems & issues she can't begin to understand. Angel is the perfect example.
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I like that Charlie is a flawed character. She means well, she wants to make a difference, and she has the resources to change things.
The problem is that she has NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S DOING. She's trying to solve problems & issues she can't begin to understand. Angel is the perfect example.
The problem is that she has NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S DOING. She's trying to solve problems & issues she can't begin to understand. Angel is the perfect example.
When #PredatorBadlands started talking about wolves, I got worried. The second the word "alpha" came out, I audibly groaned.
I am so glad they didn't leave it there. I am so happy that Conan the Space Barbarian dismisses the Alpha BS. I had so much fun.
I am so glad they didn't leave it there. I am so happy that Conan the Space Barbarian dismisses the Alpha BS. I had so much fun.
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
When #PredatorBadlands started talking about wolves, I got worried. The second the word "alpha" came out, I audibly groaned.
I am so glad they didn't leave it there. I am so happy that Conan the Space Barbarian dismisses the Alpha BS. I had so much fun.
I am so glad they didn't leave it there. I am so happy that Conan the Space Barbarian dismisses the Alpha BS. I had so much fun.
Sometimes I think about the end of the world. Often in that tired, "finally, let's get this over with" mindset. Other times, I think about it and smile at all the rich & powerful scumbags who will discover that Earth can wipe them out no matter who they are.
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Sometimes I think about the end of the world. Often in that tired, "finally, let's get this over with" mindset. Other times, I think about it and smile at all the rich & powerful scumbags who will discover that Earth can wipe them out no matter who they are.
The Emhyr situation is so messed up, the lingering threat of him forcing himself upon fake Ciri is both depraved and preferable to what he plans to do to actual Ciri.
I'm so torn between "yay for dark fantasy!" and "Lord this is so dark...."
I'm so torn between "yay for dark fantasy!" and "Lord this is so dark...."
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The Emhyr situation is so messed up, the lingering threat of him forcing himself upon fake Ciri is both depraved and preferable to what he plans to do to actual Ciri.
I'm so torn between "yay for dark fantasy!" and "Lord this is so dark...."
I'm so torn between "yay for dark fantasy!" and "Lord this is so dark...."
Any cocky sellsword who doesn't know who Leo Bonhart is....I can't say they deserve what's coming, but they're definitely not good enough to survive what's about to happen.
If they were any good, they'd know enough to be scared. They'd know enough to avoid a fight.
If they were any good, they'd know enough to be scared. They'd know enough to avoid a fight.
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Any cocky sellsword who doesn't know who Leo Bonhart is....I can't say they deserve what's coming, but they're definitely not good enough to survive what's about to happen.
If they were any good, they'd know enough to be scared. They'd know enough to avoid a fight.
If they were any good, they'd know enough to be scared. They'd know enough to avoid a fight.