Scientists:

We found it! Life on another planet!

Clitoris:

"Boundaries, never heard of them mate"
- Eddie, probably.

However 2024 treated you, you survived it. Tis a win.

Throat punching along with the below is also an acceptable way to start 2025.

✌️🐧

When someone asks how my job is going.

She/He/They/Them/Michael Bolton, I see you.

✌️🐧

Why are my friends like this?

Let's be having ya Sweden!

Apparently dressing like Michael Caine "but not a lot of people know that".

Fuck sake...

Me when anyone asks how the job is going...

So I feel more confident posting random shite here than the Muskverse which has become a toxic hell hole filled with the rankest of turds.

I upcycled a pair of Superstars (bought for £1.50). They were B&W.

Not perfect but happy with my first attempt.

Once, twice, three times I'm plaguey.

Drop a picture of you that could be an album cover.

Level: Inception

My first official sky fart is an obligatory pussy pic.

And Jeff the birthday monkey's feet.

This got weird real quick.