Oh f**k right off

“Milestone”? F**k this thing is taking longer than an Air New Zealand safety video…

Haha, don't play innocent with me. "Sorted" indeed.

Well I don't know where everyone else is watching Election Night, but...

There was the expected number of kākāpō (n=0) but it was a beautiful day to drive to Invercargill and back, and so good to meet @digs.bsky.social and chat all things birbs. Invercargill is a lovely place, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

The thing Luxon got wrong with the KFC tweet is that normal actual humans I know don't post photos eating KFC, like we do it but it's a secret shame thing we blame on hangovers or 'the kids wanted it'. Another great example of Sports Watching Meal.

Driving from Dunedin to Invercargill to interview Andrew Digby @digs.bsky.social and talk kākāpō for a new science series I'm making. I'm quite excited, mainly cos I can't shake this irrational idea that he just keeps a live one in his office for visitors to pet. I know, I said it was irrational.

Ok thanks to @dimsie.bsky.social and a few others for the recommendation, these Mahiri Reds are as far away from floury as possible, actually quite tart in a good way.

100% of the Apple aficionados in this household agree with you. Thanks for the intel!

After a recommendation from @dimsie.bsky.social I have just returned from Farro with what may be my first Mariri reds!

Well if they aren’t right there at Farro. Ok this is your Apple Lover reputation at stake - will report back!

I’m not paying per MB so I’m not concerned but just interested how average a household use of 1.8TB per month is, anyone?

I mean if people genuinely want a lower tax party where the numbers don’t add up, why stop at National? 🤯