Just checking if I've got this right... people would call ICE on Superman because he "didn't come here the right way."

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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Why are they so upset about DEI? The elderly, learning impaired mango Mussolini is the ultimate DEI hire.

I am a big fan of raw milk. I am also a big fan of natural selection.

Saw a cat stroll by with its tail up like, "Check out my fancy butthole." Good for you little dude, but no thanks. I mean, it was an okay butthole, but still....

Watched Human vs. Hamster on Max and now I kind of want a hamster and to play escape the cage with them

How confident am I? I put on a white shirt to eat spaghetti. I don't even put my napkin in my lap. Believe in yourself.