Audrey Hoaxburn
@dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social
🥇Voted horniest ExMo on twitter,🥇EXMO MARCH MADNESS CHAMPION - the shit poster formerly known as Dallin H. Hoax. 🧦 Tube sock blaster 🧦 I love UTCHDORF, Johnny Depp, Karen Gillan, and Janelle Monae. I realize you’re all only here for Mud 🐶 content
Pureblood sounds a lot like ‘not a drop’ from 1865
November 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Pureblood sounds a lot like ‘not a drop’ from 1865
NO ONE knows more about grocery than PRESIDENT TRUMP. It’s true, grocers say “wow I’ve never met anyone who knew so much about groceries”, they really do. He goes to grocery stores and people ask him where items are and he know. Laundry detergent aisle W23. Prophylactics - G7. Spray tan - H12
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
NO ONE knows more about grocery than PRESIDENT TRUMP. It’s true, grocers say “wow I’ve never met anyone who knew so much about groceries”, they really do. He goes to grocery stores and people ask him where items are and he know. Laundry detergent aisle W23. Prophylactics - G7. Spray tan - H12
Plz cut to the chase which Stanley cup do I need to buy to be cool?
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Plz cut to the chase which Stanley cup do I need to buy to be cool?
“I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?”
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
“I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?”
I guarantee her descendants immigrated to Utah
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I guarantee her descendants immigrated to Utah
All in good fun, if she didn’t look like someone who’d have ZERO probable finding a long line of men chasing after her I wouldn’t poke fun at her
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
All in good fun, if she didn’t look like someone who’d have ZERO probable finding a long line of men chasing after her I wouldn’t poke fun at her
Guarantee she still does those weird ass pull ups
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Guarantee she still does those weird ass pull ups
If by ‘provider’ she means I can take her to Olive Garden once a month I’m a shoe in!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If by ‘provider’ she means I can take her to Olive Garden once a month I’m a shoe in!!!!!