Audrey Hoaxburn
@dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social
🥇Voted horniest ExMo on twitter,🥇EXMO MARCH MADNESS CHAMPION - the shit poster formerly known as Dallin H. Hoax. 🧦 Tube sock blaster 🧦 I love UTCHDORF, Johnny Depp, Karen Gillan, and Janelle Monae. I realize you’re all only here for Mud 🐶 content
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Fox News is doing a segment on “Should men drink rosé?”
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Fox News is doing a segment on “Should men drink rosé?”
How long until Amazon pays its employees with Amazon gift cards thus bringing us full circle on scrip and company stores?
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
How long until Amazon pays its employees with Amazon gift cards thus bringing us full circle on scrip and company stores?
Ok maybe I’m single for a reason
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Ok maybe I’m single for a reason
Did you know getting vaccines makes you a filthy mud blood 🩸?!?!
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Did you know getting vaccines makes you a filthy mud blood 🩸?!?!
Women are worth more if the make babies 👶
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Women are worth more if the make babies 👶
Your move Katelyn
November 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Your move Katelyn
Normally seeing ‘provider’ types gives me the right wing douche ick. It this girl might actually need one
November 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Normally seeing ‘provider’ types gives me the right wing douche ick. It this girl might actually need one
Not even the bots will try to scam me anymore 😢 I truly am unloveable 😭
October 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Not even the bots will try to scam me anymore 😢 I truly am unloveable 😭
Fox News so salty that autopen Biden still a Better president than Trump
October 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Fox News so salty that autopen Biden still a Better president than Trump
Soft walking Fox News watchers to the idea of Trump being a king.
October 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Soft walking Fox News watchers to the idea of Trump being a king.
Finally had a match on Hinge I was excited about and midway through a good conversation she disappeared. Which I’ve done this long enough to know that’s how it goes and it’s nothing personal but it’s still a bummer 😢
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Finally had a match on Hinge I was excited about and midway through a good conversation she disappeared. Which I’ve done this long enough to know that’s how it goes and it’s nothing personal but it’s still a bummer 😢
What if Trump is exactly who we are as Americans?
October 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
What if Trump is exactly who we are as Americans?
We couldn’t possibly be Nazis. See, we hate Nazis
October 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
We couldn’t possibly be Nazis. See, we hate Nazis
I hate it here
October 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I hate it here
God was like in 2024 men must not expose their sleeves but in 2026 the time has come
October 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
God was like in 2024 men must not expose their sleeves but in 2026 the time has come