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oof.
Seeing Motor Trend on HBO Max just made my lil heart happy.
July 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Please don’t mix carnation milk and velveeta over some noodles and call it mac and cheese. Ew.
July 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’ve texted 5 different people this morning and I am exhausted. (I’m mostly just talking to myself in other peoples phones)
June 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I genuinely love The Last of Us (both game and tv show) but Ellie is an idiot. So crazy to see a main be a complete dummy fr.
May 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Graduation season always makes me think I want to go back to school but the question is: do I want another degree or do I just want to graduate again?
May 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I have been a Bubble Bath loyalist for as long as I can remember and I tried Passion on a whim today… I am converted. PERFECT is an understatement.
May 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Congratulations to Fromm Pro for changing my life with their Glosser Boar Bristle Brush. Omg. I am in love. Can’t believe it took me this long to use a boar brush.
April 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Am I in a good place mentally since I haven’t started a rewatch of any of my yearly shows (True Blood, GOT, Scandal, Desperate Housewives) yet?
April 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I can’t believe I went almost a year without having my hair braided. I’ve missed greasing my scalp.
February 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I am so mad that strength training and eating right works.
February 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If I owned a nail salon, it would not have purple polish. That should not be an option.
January 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Brynn’s actions feel very Carolyn Bryant-esque. Beyond disgusting. Do not bring her vile ass back next season. #RHONY
January 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Got fully dressed to go into the office today and it’s an ice rink outside. Absolutely not.
January 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Called myself making shakshuka and fucked around and made spaghetti sauce.
December 23, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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Like FDR, I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made.
December 22, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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Chaos is best served through fiction.
December 18, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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Wham did not have to go so hard on “Last Christmas”
December 18, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Saw the Intergalatic game trailer and thought, “she looks like Tati.” And then finding out that she IS Tati Gabrielle! Love that for my girl.
a woman sits in a chair holding a cup of coffee
ALT: a woman sits in a chair holding a cup of coffee
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December 15, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I bought one of those freezer totes from Trader Joe’s and I feel grown as hell.
December 11, 2024 at 9:37 PM
A coworker left an Elin Hilderbrand novel on my desk this summer and said I’d like it (no context given). I wasn’t sure so I put it on the back burner.

I just watched ‘The Perfect Couple’ (an adaptation of a Hilderbrand novel) on Netflix and this is my kind of mess. I gotta buy her a gift!!
December 8, 2024 at 4:01 AM
The cinema the women of #RHOSLC can produce in 43 minutes should be studied.
December 5, 2024 at 5:15 AM