Dale M. Nelson
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Dale M. Nelson
@dalenelson.bsky.social
Husband, #Girldad, Florida Gator and US Air Force Vet. I enjoy writing books about crime, scotch & snowboarding. Order varies by day. Member: MWA, ITW.

When in doubt, assume sarcasm.

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That book was so damned good. I loved every page.
October 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I get several emails each week from spoofed authors wanting links to my books. The fake James Patterson was jumping the shark, I thought.
September 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
BREAKING: Area man learns hot stove is indeed hot.

B—we’re going to have to start giving out those honorary rocket science diplomas again.
April 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Speaking as an American, our super power appears to be not learning our lessons so….yeah, another ill fated dinosaur park.
February 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Jabba the POTUS couldn’t change the TV channel?

Actually, that tracks.
January 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
These all look great! Buying most of them right now.
December 22, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Stuff that dreams were made of?
December 8, 2024 at 4:07 PM
I love this one b/c it looks like Bogey is launching bombers.
December 5, 2024 at 1:53 PM
No quote needed.
a black and white photo of a man in a hat
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December 5, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I just finished it. What a great book. I think you captured your father’s tone & style perfectly, but it still felt like you made it your own. Bravo!
December 4, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I would welcome a thoughtful assessment of disability evaluations and payment calculations, and for the VA to reform the process (it's "absurdly difficult"). I also don't think Musk possesses this kind of rigor. This is not the kind of thing you can reform with a chainsaw. Or without empathy.
December 1, 2024 at 8:12 PM