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Jacob Aaron
@dajacbo.bsky.social
Cat dad AND actual dad
Dead mall enthusiast
https://linktr.ee/jacbo
I love how technology makes our lives easier. For example, a companie’s on hold message will tell you to use their online chat function because it’s easier, but you actually just came from the online chat where they told you to call for faster service 🤗
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I’ve got major FOMO about the Turnstile park show in Baltimore
May 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Lift me up so high that I cannot fall
Lift me oh oh
April 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Rippin the penjamin here might cure me
April 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
April 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
In a unanimous decision, the people of earth ruled that the legal definition of a cunt is JK Rowling.
April 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Is Yellowjackets a successful show? Do they not have room in the budget to throw up a couple lights while the camera runs?
April 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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The historic Ennis House, a Mayan-influenced Frank Lloyd Wright gem is perched in the hills of Los Feliz high above Los Angeles

This week they joined the resistance: standing up to lawless & fascism in this moment of constitutional crisis
April 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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History always has a lesson.
April 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
It’s always “what that thang do?” and never How that thang do
April 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The trash can’s favorite donut
April 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The Inland Empire flag is a gray warehouse with a silhouette of the San Bernardino mountains behind it. Maybe a palm tree, too.
March 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
When you lack a personality :(
February 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I don’t own a home
February 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Black hole, son
January 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Wake AND bake, in this economy?
January 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
January 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
El Burrito
📍Redlands, Ca
January 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
16th St. Baptist Church | Birmingham, AL | October 2024
📷 Canon Sure Shot Ace | Fujifilm 200
January 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
January 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
TikTok sending me “don’t let your streak end! 🔥” reminders hits different now
January 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Breaking: with its new software update, Apple introduces another new thing you have to turn off in settings
January 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“Magnets are proper fucking weird.”
-Philomena Cunk
January 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM