Shitposts Daily
@daily-shitposts.bsky.social
Daily shitpost account. Nothing here too serious.
If you block me, then you admit I'm better and smarter than you.
If you block me, then you admit I'm better and smarter than you.
So petty. So childish.
Your family has my pity.
America: the land so failed that millions risk their lives to come here illegally.
Your family has my pity.
America: the land so failed that millions risk their lives to come here illegally.
November 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
So petty. So childish.
Your family has my pity.
America: the land so failed that millions risk their lives to come here illegally.
Your family has my pity.
America: the land so failed that millions risk their lives to come here illegally.
You look like you're not allowed within 500 yd of a school or a daycare or a playground.
September 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You look like you're not allowed within 500 yd of a school or a daycare or a playground.
@brynjamin.bsky.social you buyin' this for the function?
June 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
@brynjamin.bsky.social you buyin' this for the function?
Look at yourself. You look like a sissy vampire who only feeds on the homeless with hepatitis. Probably sitting in a soiled diaper yourself lmao
June 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Look at yourself. You look like a sissy vampire who only feeds on the homeless with hepatitis. Probably sitting in a soiled diaper yourself lmao
It's @brynjamin.bsky.social when served up a bowl of my foot wash water
June 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It's @brynjamin.bsky.social when served up a bowl of my foot wash water
Extremely important recording @brynjamin.bsky.social
May 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Extremely important recording @brynjamin.bsky.social
Visiting @brynjamin.bsky.social at the dummy daycare today
May 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Visiting @brynjamin.bsky.social at the dummy daycare today
It's Pokemon American South edition and these are your starters. Which one do you pick?
May 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
It's Pokemon American South edition and these are your starters. Which one do you pick?
if @brynjamin.bsky.social was a turtle in my pond (shes easy like this)
May 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
if @brynjamin.bsky.social was a turtle in my pond (shes easy like this)
Hmm yes I'll have both.
Here is my black menace being victimized by an ORANGE
Here is my black menace being victimized by an ORANGE
May 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Hmm yes I'll have both.
Here is my black menace being victimized by an ORANGE
Here is my black menace being victimized by an ORANGE
What should my pride flag be?
May 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
What should my pride flag be?
Here is his resting place.
Those snapdragons have grown quite a bit in the 2 weeks of constant rain we've had.
Those snapdragons have grown quite a bit in the 2 weeks of constant rain we've had.
May 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Here is his resting place.
Those snapdragons have grown quite a bit in the 2 weeks of constant rain we've had.
Those snapdragons have grown quite a bit in the 2 weeks of constant rain we've had.
That's some good sight alignment.
May 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
That's some good sight alignment.
May 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
May 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Minecraft gets me going too...
April 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Minecraft gets me going too...
That's what I like to think. He didn't die in pain or fear, or on some shitty street after being hit by a car. Just resting on my arm, feeling me pet him and talking to him, until he went to sleep. I like to think I made his life pleasant and good, if for a little while.
cow kitty; Messy eater!
cow kitty; Messy eater!
April 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
That's what I like to think. He didn't die in pain or fear, or on some shitty street after being hit by a car. Just resting on my arm, feeling me pet him and talking to him, until he went to sleep. I like to think I made his life pleasant and good, if for a little while.
cow kitty; Messy eater!
cow kitty; Messy eater!