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Daily shitpost account. Nothing here too serious.

If you block me, then you admit I'm better and smarter than you.
Imagine having TDS so badly
That you get your panties in such a twist they snake into your neo vagina, all without realizing the man pictured is not the CEO of Toyota motor company

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From the complaints community on Reddit: Guess it’s time to sell my Toyota now.
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November 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The argument that body armor is only needed if you expect cops or the military to be shooting at you is the strongest argument for its private ownership. Especially in a politically polarized climate where fears of state overreach and fascism have been front-and-center for nearly a decade.

So dumb.
November 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This guy has logic and critical thinking in his bio and becomes really huffy and mutey when people push back on his smooth-brained hot take regarding citizens owning body armor. He thinks only the government and cops should have it.

Wildly disingenuous. Extremely tiresome.
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Britbongers are so angry about being told that not being allowed to carry ANY self defense tools is bad that they contort their brains to talk about how it's somehow preferable to be victimized! Or that folks in the us don't know about other countries! (Lol what?)

The cope is *chefs kiss*
November 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Help me understand how someone can believe a person who is stabbed, raped, brutally beaten, etc. is morally superior to one who holds a smoking barrel in trembling hands with a dead assailant at their feet. Is your life and the lives around you not worth protecting?

How can one be so weak?
November 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
September 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
September 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Anyone who is trying to equate Kimmel having his show cancelled by using the "Kimmel was the moderate position" meme is an irredeemable restart.

Kirk was assassinated.

Jimmy'll get another show or go solo like Tucker or Stewart, but most likely as Olberman: shrieking into the void and irrelevant.
September 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
September 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
September 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
@brynjamin.bsky.social you buyin' this for the function?
June 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It's @brynjamin.bsky.social when served up a bowl of my foot wash water
June 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Extremely important recording @brynjamin.bsky.social
May 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Visiting @brynjamin.bsky.social at the dummy daycare today
May 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It's Pokemon American South edition and these are your starters. Which one do you pick?
May 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
if @brynjamin.bsky.social was a turtle in my pond (shes easy like this)
May 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
What should my pride flag be?
May 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
That's some good sight alignment.
May 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
@brynjamin.bsky.social

So, I'm Goku on bass. Just FYI

youtu.be/uoaVn7F1uR0?...
Hank Hill Singing Blinding Lights
YouTube video by JOHN HENDERSON125
youtu.be
May 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
@brynjamin.bsky.social

Me if I was an Icelandic baby
May 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
May 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
April 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
April 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
A hot date night is cuddling up and watching Epic History's ranking of Napoleon's Marshalls

Try to keep it in your pants

youtu.be/GyTb2lqiJe0?...
Napoleon's Marshals, Ranked (All Parts)
YouTube video by Epic History
youtu.be
April 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
youtu.be/Ez9Emsj7cas?...

We'll all go down to Dixie, away away

Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his uncle Sam 🎵🎶🎶

It's not about hate, it's about heritage.

Yea, a heritage of taking a fat fuckin L!
youtu.be
April 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM