@dagur-barks.bsky.social
Sadomasochism be like:
If neither of us is bleeding by the time it’s over, I don’t want it!
#sadism #masochism #BDSM
#bloodkink
If neither of us is bleeding by the time it’s over, I don’t want it!
#sadism #masochism #BDSM
#bloodkink
February 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Sadomasochism be like:
If neither of us is bleeding by the time it’s over, I don’t want it!
#sadism #masochism #BDSM
#bloodkink
If neither of us is bleeding by the time it’s over, I don’t want it!
#sadism #masochism #BDSM
#bloodkink
Was wondering why my milk kept expiring too soon and realized my fridge was on the warmest setting. I would say “Jesus Christ how am I that clueless” but God is dead and we killed him
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Was wondering why my milk kept expiring too soon and realized my fridge was on the warmest setting. I would say “Jesus Christ how am I that clueless” but God is dead and we killed him
Ugh I procrastinated going to the store for milk and today I’m not doing it because it’s ICE out protest day. Now I’m breakfastless
I did this to myself but when has that ever stopped me from bitching about it
I did this to myself but when has that ever stopped me from bitching about it
January 30, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Ugh I procrastinated going to the store for milk and today I’m not doing it because it’s ICE out protest day. Now I’m breakfastless
I did this to myself but when has that ever stopped me from bitching about it
I did this to myself but when has that ever stopped me from bitching about it
Honestly same. Justified crashout
Im overstimulated. Im angry. I want to hurt someone. I want to scream and throw a fit and knock someone to the floor and throttle them and splatter their brains all over the linoleum
January 30, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Honestly same. Justified crashout
I’ll say the radical position for you.
A racist pig is only good for butchering and turning into racist barbecue, racist bacon, ground nazi sandwich. Put them in the soup. Eat the rich
A racist pig is only good for butchering and turning into racist barbecue, racist bacon, ground nazi sandwich. Put them in the soup. Eat the rich
The past few years, and especially this one, have made me believe that abolishing ICE is the compromise. Full persecution and imprisonment for all of DHS is the moderate position. I can't say the radical position I now have, but they didn't hang enough nazis after WW2.
January 30, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I’ll say the radical position for you.
A racist pig is only good for butchering and turning into racist barbecue, racist bacon, ground nazi sandwich. Put them in the soup. Eat the rich
A racist pig is only good for butchering and turning into racist barbecue, racist bacon, ground nazi sandwich. Put them in the soup. Eat the rich
Electric chair? Bitch I have an electric bed; these sheets so staticy I keep getting zapped like a mosquito in a bug lantern just trying to roll over. Damn ouch! Just happened again
#shitpost #lifestruggles
#shitpost #lifestruggles
January 30, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Electric chair? Bitch I have an electric bed; these sheets so staticy I keep getting zapped like a mosquito in a bug lantern just trying to roll over. Damn ouch! Just happened again
#shitpost #lifestruggles
#shitpost #lifestruggles
Cats are such opinionated little creatures. They’ve got thoughts and they want you to know about them. Little mans got big feelings about his water bowl being a foot away from where it used to be.
#cats
#cats
January 28, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Cats are such opinionated little creatures. They’ve got thoughts and they want you to know about them. Little mans got big feelings about his water bowl being a foot away from where it used to be.
#cats
#cats
Honey I want to capture one of those ICE thugs and remove all his hair, nails, teeth, and eyes in that order. Then turn him into soup. Mmmmm racist soup
chomping on fascists and bigots in very unpleasant ways
January 28, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Honey I want to capture one of those ICE thugs and remove all his hair, nails, teeth, and eyes in that order. Then turn him into soup. Mmmmm racist soup
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#Randomshowerthoughts With the "male loneliness epidemic" destroying fragile man feelings, can they really accuse women of being bitches? Clearly we're not the ones in heat and being moody. These men are. They're the bitches.
I'd tell them get fucked, but no one wants them. That's a them problem.
I'd tell them get fucked, but no one wants them. That's a them problem.
January 22, 2026 at 5:47 PM
#Randomshowerthoughts With the "male loneliness epidemic" destroying fragile man feelings, can they really accuse women of being bitches? Clearly we're not the ones in heat and being moody. These men are. They're the bitches.
I'd tell them get fucked, but no one wants them. That's a them problem.
I'd tell them get fucked, but no one wants them. That's a them problem.
Taking hits off that cough syrup like it’s New Year’s Eve
One of my classmates got me sick. Noah, dude what the fuck
One of my classmates got me sick. Noah, dude what the fuck
January 16, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Taking hits off that cough syrup like it’s New Year’s Eve
One of my classmates got me sick. Noah, dude what the fuck
One of my classmates got me sick. Noah, dude what the fuck
Why do humans feel repulsed by the idea of cannibalism? No like seriously, I cannot understand. I don’t know whether it’s the ASPD or being a werewolf but I absolutely would.
I think people would be a little nicer if they knew they could be eaten
I think people would be a little nicer if they knew they could be eaten
December 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Why do humans feel repulsed by the idea of cannibalism? No like seriously, I cannot understand. I don’t know whether it’s the ASPD or being a werewolf but I absolutely would.
I think people would be a little nicer if they knew they could be eaten
I think people would be a little nicer if they knew they could be eaten
I wonder if I can invent sharp metal fangs you attach with denture glue and use them to rip throats out?
December 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I wonder if I can invent sharp metal fangs you attach with denture glue and use them to rip throats out?
Porn isn’t available in Texas and I’m stuck here for weeks. I’m going to turn these fuckwad politicians inside out.
Satan annexed new real estate and its name is Texas
No I’m not having a weird crash out, there’s 1001 reasons to hate Texas and want to murder their government
Satan annexed new real estate and its name is Texas
No I’m not having a weird crash out, there’s 1001 reasons to hate Texas and want to murder their government
December 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Porn isn’t available in Texas and I’m stuck here for weeks. I’m going to turn these fuckwad politicians inside out.
Satan annexed new real estate and its name is Texas
No I’m not having a weird crash out, there’s 1001 reasons to hate Texas and want to murder their government
Satan annexed new real estate and its name is Texas
No I’m not having a weird crash out, there’s 1001 reasons to hate Texas and want to murder their government
I’m a simple man with simple wants. When I see a transphobic idiot, I want to squeeze them until their heads pop off!
Some ppl be out here not believing in the concept of change. Drop em off a building see if they believe in change when they go from 120 to zero on the pavement!
#transrights
Some ppl be out here not believing in the concept of change. Drop em off a building see if they believe in change when they go from 120 to zero on the pavement!
#transrights
December 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’m a simple man with simple wants. When I see a transphobic idiot, I want to squeeze them until their heads pop off!
Some ppl be out here not believing in the concept of change. Drop em off a building see if they believe in change when they go from 120 to zero on the pavement!
#transrights
Some ppl be out here not believing in the concept of change. Drop em off a building see if they believe in change when they go from 120 to zero on the pavement!
#transrights
I can’t go 5 minutes without thinking about biting someone. I am the face-eating werewolf
That feeling you get when you are a creature and you bite someone
December 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I can’t go 5 minutes without thinking about biting someone. I am the face-eating werewolf
Need that so bad. I want my girlie to live forever
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Need that so bad. I want my girlie to live forever
I am trying to convert my friends Vox fictive into a furry by showing him pictures of protogens. I’m gonna help him design a fursona. This can only end spectacularly #furry #pluralsky
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I am trying to convert my friends Vox fictive into a furry by showing him pictures of protogens. I’m gonna help him design a fursona. This can only end spectacularly #furry #pluralsky
Damn you beat us in genre count. My system is small tho
alrighty, spotify wrapped time
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Damn you beat us in genre count. My system is small tho
This is what you get when you are 13 different people with their own music tastes #plural #pluralsky
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This is what you get when you are 13 different people with their own music tastes #plural #pluralsky
Fuck ICE! I deport spiders from my bathroom more humanely than they treat HUMAN BEINGS. I even leave the spider in a suitable habitat for their species.
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Fuck ICE! I deport spiders from my bathroom more humanely than they treat HUMAN BEINGS. I even leave the spider in a suitable habitat for their species.
I had a phase where we were kinning Hamlet, which is absolutely a cry for help
we've hit the "co-host is being poetic and worrying" stage of mental illness, that's my cue
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I had a phase where we were kinning Hamlet, which is absolutely a cry for help
I shed too much to become a professional hitman unfortunately
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I shed too much to become a professional hitman unfortunately
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🪞 There's got to be some official name for that feeling of "wasn't supposed to have survived this long and didn't plan for it, what now" because whatever it is it's truly kicking the shit out of us right now
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
🪞 There's got to be some official name for that feeling of "wasn't supposed to have survived this long and didn't plan for it, what now" because whatever it is it's truly kicking the shit out of us right now
You wouldn’t believe how much I want to eat this screaming baby on my flight
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
You wouldn’t believe how much I want to eat this screaming baby on my flight