"They're bringing drugs. They're bringing eggs..."

Where's Ed Hinkley jr or Sirhan Sirhan when you need them?

He didn't forget, he's setting up an alibi

Already have plans and treason isn't on my itinerary

I'll take "people with secret grindr accounts" for 100, Alex

This guy is the poster child for divorce lawyers and runaway hotlines.

America has a long history of disregarding its vets once military action has ended. Even Washington once executed a group of soldiers merely for marching on the capital to demand back pay that was promised.

As an 80s punk, I can only imagine my reaction if I told my teenage self that in the future, Reagan would be considered a moderate.

He's prob not as hetero as he says...

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