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Dagaz M.v. ᛞ
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22 | he/him/él/il | WHPHADMMXX-NHNBSNFG | otter from space perpetually in a state of self-immolation | EN/ES/FR
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top 10 simpsons moments

10. homer in space
9. bart prank calls moe
8. grandpa simpson falls asleep
7. bart and lisa
6. steamed food
5. cashier scans maggie at register
4. skateboarding bart
3. the simpsons on dvd
2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment
1. mr. burn
November 18, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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i filled up my glass of water while making lunch but when i brought my lunch back to my desk, i forgot to bring the glass of water with me. and now i can't even go back and get it because i'm busy typing a post on bluesky
April 18, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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I love drawing some shy pups 😤

#furry #furryart
February 20, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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Hold on!! W-what month is it again?!!
#TFTuesday #transfur #FebROOary
February 20, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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Black pepper
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

In February 2024, sportswriter Jon Bois [who?] stated that he did not intend to refill his pepper grinder [1], describing black pepper as “mostly pointless" [2] and remarking that "cayenne pepper or chili flakes are way better." [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
February 10, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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it’s completely fine to not care about sports or even actively dislike them, but going around giving people the “you’re stupid/shallow for liking sports” line is a handy way of letting everybody know that at some point you just gave up and borrowed someone else's imagination
January 20, 2024 at 10:13 PM
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if i ran youtube, one unethical thing i'd do would be to permanently nuke the account of any commenter who's even the least bit critical of the food youtubers i'm protective of. oh, you think chef john from foodwishes should have toasted his flour first? outta here. learn how to speak vimeo buddy
January 25, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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lil vent doodle 🌱
struggling a lil lately, but aren't we all?
January 25, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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i feel like every time i walk past a bakery it smells like bread. what the hell are they doing in there
January 12, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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the next iphone should discontinue the touchscreen interface in favor of a joystick peripheral. in order to use it you have to find a table somewhere to sit down and navigate a cursor on screen with the joystick. every time you click something the national weather service guy says "input confirmed"
January 13, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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Willow (Masc)
January 2, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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i try to post here more often, but i never get advertised to, i don't think anyone's scraping my data, and i get the sinking feeling nobody's making much money off me. hard to know what the point is
December 22, 2023 at 6:12 PM
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here’s another picture of my dog chuck
December 8, 2023 at 3:47 AM
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Pass the Pooltoy! - Pg. 3
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No need to be shy; you're literally made for fuckin, embrace it!
December 7, 2023 at 9:17 PM
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new habits i want to adopt in 2024:

- plagiarizing
- littering
- shoplifting from small businesses
- swallowing my gum
- watching more regular season baseball games
December 4, 2023 at 7:59 PM
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Pass the Pooltoy! - Pg. 2
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Oops, A little TLC reveals its SPH!
December 6, 2023 at 8:01 PM
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playing video games
December 2, 2023 at 10:45 PM
November 29, 2023 at 9:06 PM
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November 22, 2023 at 4:14 PM