Sergal, protogens, or specifically grey wolves. All of them seem to give off too much MAGA energy to make me actually think they wanna top my sexy ass

"Debait Club"

Well to be fair the character designs in most final fantasy games are fantastic. I've only played 13-2 myself. Was gonna suggest that one but AFAIK it's a more niche title especially compared to the others

All of them as characters from FF7 would be a good shout

Legit always thought it was a girl singing that bit, I'm impressed!