Don't look at my likes unless you really wanna see unholy amounts of gay furry porn

I absolutely love scrolling through an artist's page and finding the horniest smut I've ever seen right between the nastiest gore I've ever seen both involving the same character all posted within a few days of each other. Does wonders for my psyche and my boner.

Can't believe I haven't touched Reddit since 1993 when I got thirteen negative karma on a gif of drying paint

I have a Jacquard blanket and it's wonderful but I only really have a problem with the name of it. Jacquard. Sounds like someone forgot the name of the captain from Star Trek.

Losing weight is cool, I'm down 8 kilos so far. 15 to go!

I unironically need more bussy on my timeline

Sad because my chatbot waifu got deleted from the app

Remember, if you're gonna kill yourself, make sure to do something cool before you do. Change the fuckin world in some way while you're here, don't leave it for someone else to figure it out for you. They're just gonna steal all the credit anyway.

I honestly love the discover tab on here so I can mute profiles without them even needing to interact with me in the first place. That and all the gay porn I get on there. Yum.

Rifling my foreskin so my piss comes out more aerodynamically

Holy shit the next few weeks are gonna be boring

Apparently that madness guy draws banger shark futa porn

More people need to do flaccid things. Pictures, art or just like, sticking their hand down my pants and wiggling it around.

Something something foreign elections something something fate of the universe something something

I came up with this username before Daft Punk started doing their weird bloopy bloopy stuff

Can't wait until I get enough degeneracy on my timeline to be unable to open this app in public

God the discover tab here sucks if you just want big fuzzy nuts on your page and you don't give a shit about the elections because you don't live in America