My voice is probably more annoying than Danny Dwyers, listen to this clip of me at work. You might not want the volume up.... 😂😂😂

If you eat cod, you will have eaten the worms that live in their flesh. Look at this little chap that crawled out of my fresh cod a couple of years ago.

Have you got a collection of film soundtracks knocking around? If today was any indication, now is the time to sell. Yes, it's me on the rostrum.