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Terry F
@daemonic3.bsky.social
I was named 2038 Person of the Year by TIME Travel magazine
honestly? what a way to go out
May 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
well done, quora. theres no way i was gonna not click this one...
May 26, 2023 at 11:01 PM
my 👏 toothpaste 👏 is 👏 not 👏 your 👏 culture
May 26, 2023 at 4:10 AM
me: *making out with another robot* oh no roomba, why are you home so early

my roomba:
May 23, 2023 at 12:03 AM
you know that thing that went around about "what tweet do you use in real life" and it was this one that forever made king shit of fuck mountain one of my favorite sayings
May 18, 2023 at 6:27 AM
help i can't decide between the burrito with 20 eggs or the burrito with 23 beans
May 11, 2023 at 1:23 AM
gotta catch em all!
May 10, 2023 at 5:38 AM
anyway, here's one narwhal
May 9, 2023 at 7:26 PM
my fav was when an excited science student replied to my tweet with a "fun fact" that was already the punchline to the joke and i replied sarcastically

the exchange was shared on r/whoosh and went more viral than the original tweet

we exchanged "hi"s each year in the replies, she's a good sport
May 8, 2023 at 9:44 PM