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Is it me or is "big feelings" the most patronizing shit you can tell a baby?
Is it just me or is screen time less about how much is too much and more about when will my anxiety subside to a manageable level that I can function as a normal parent again.
May 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Is it just me or is screen time less about how much is too much and more about when will my anxiety subside to a manageable level that I can function as a normal parent again.
Money is tight. It's gonna be a dried macaroni glued to construction paper kind of a Mother's Day.
May 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Money is tight. It's gonna be a dried macaroni glued to construction paper kind of a Mother's Day.
Family Hotels, stocking Tates Cookies and Sour Gummies in the room snack bar is entrapment!
March 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Family Hotels, stocking Tates Cookies and Sour Gummies in the room snack bar is entrapment!
It wasn't that long ago that I was making my own decisions.
February 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It wasn't that long ago that I was making my own decisions.
I have a deal with my children. They get unlimited screen time and I get to space out for a while.
February 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I have a deal with my children. They get unlimited screen time and I get to space out for a while.
Is it me or is "big feelings" the most patronizing shit you can tell a baby?
February 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Is it me or is "big feelings" the most patronizing shit you can tell a baby?
I keep forgetting my kids don't understand sarcasm yet so now they think I'm always sick and I do everything for my health.
February 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I keep forgetting my kids don't understand sarcasm yet so now they think I'm always sick and I do everything for my health.
"You can't discipline the you out of your children" is the most passive aggressive way of calling you an asshole.
January 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"You can't discipline the you out of your children" is the most passive aggressive way of calling you an asshole.
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I know I should have asked sooner, but who the hell are Huey, Dewey, and Louie’s parents?
January 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I know I should have asked sooner, but who the hell are Huey, Dewey, and Louie’s parents?
It is a glaring oversight that these mommy blogs never address how to accept a child who doesn't take to Star Wars like you imagined.
January 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It is a glaring oversight that these mommy blogs never address how to accept a child who doesn't take to Star Wars like you imagined.
We have two kids because everyone should have someone to tell on.
January 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
We have two kids because everyone should have someone to tell on.
My boy asked what tariffs are. I told him it was a higher cost on goods coming to our country. He said that's dumb because we always need more good.
Close enough. 💗
Close enough. 💗
January 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My boy asked what tariffs are. I told him it was a higher cost on goods coming to our country. He said that's dumb because we always need more good.
Close enough. 💗
Close enough. 💗
I applaud the child's strategy of picking the most expensive toy in the aisle so I'll reward him by purchasing the play doh.
January 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I applaud the child's strategy of picking the most expensive toy in the aisle so I'll reward him by purchasing the play doh.
Nobody:
My kids: can I have a snack.
My kids: can I have a snack.
January 5, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Nobody:
My kids: can I have a snack.
My kids: can I have a snack.
Christmas is your once-a-year window to further lower your children's expectations.
December 29, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Christmas is your once-a-year window to further lower your children's expectations.
BREAKING: Man playing soccer in over 40 league tears ACL, completes right of passage.
December 5, 2024 at 5:42 AM
BREAKING: Man playing soccer in over 40 league tears ACL, completes right of passage.
Kids out of school day 1/9: only one big fight and attention meltdown. We are going through Costco provisions faster than anticipated. Holiday spirits have taken some damage. The 12pack run audible was a success.
November 24, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Kids out of school day 1/9: only one big fight and attention meltdown. We are going through Costco provisions faster than anticipated. Holiday spirits have taken some damage. The 12pack run audible was a success.