I'm a Reds fan, so I could be off here, but Alonso has always felt like the Mets fans' version of our Joey Votto. Some players mean more to a fanbase than their numbers would logically suggest.

I'd like to suggest this applies up to at least the age of 5.

If anything, Dumpy Donald will make sure this merger happens, as long as he's getting a slice of the pie somehow.

This means something to Jeremiah Robinson-Earl!!!

Lunch is running late.

It honestly does look like something an ai model would come up with

I'll never understand the fascination corporations have with making every bit of imagery their brand uses so bland and soulless. I would blame this rebrand on Nike (because most team branding has had its soul removed since they took over), but this was the brainchild of internal team employees.

Really bad coaching in the 2nd half