So now when they murder us on the streets they can just call us terrorists afterwards and that’s that.

Next month in Portland 😈

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What’s the etiquette if you send me a form to fill out and sign in a format that doesn’t allow me to add my e-signature? Do I type my name and change the font to cursive or do I save the excel as a PDF and insert my e-signature? Or do I got to print and scan in the year of our lord, 2025?

Nothing makes me feel more American than getting day drunk at an Atlanta airport bar after a 9+hour intercontinental flight

Returning to the US to PSL season … in August… with 100+ degrees out still. Gross, you guys.

It’s impossible to find an iced coffee anywhere in Spain and it’s like 38ºC (100ºF). How do the Spanish fags survive? 🫠

I come to Europe to party with Latinos.

Una función del Google Maps que te diga que ruta tiene las calles con más sombra en verano, por favor.

"Free speech is back" says the president who this week posted on social media that he would be banning and criminalizing what he deems "illegal protests" at colleges and universities.

Trump talking about going to Mars. Sir, with all undue respect, we just want healthcare and respect for human rights.

Our fascis—I mean fashionista queen.