Daddysahole
@daddysahole.bsky.social
Not a practicing homosexual. I already perfected it. NYC/NJ Shore/sometimes PS
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Daddysahole
@daddysahole.bsky.social
· Jan 11
Asked my therapist if my hypersexuality could be a symptom of depression. He said shut up and keep sucking
We got an unexpected afternoon off from work. Hot straight (cocktease) coworker plans to spend it “jorkin’ til I’m shooting blanks”
I suggested we FaceTime 😉
I suggested we FaceTime 😉
December 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
We got an unexpected afternoon off from work. Hot straight (cocktease) coworker plans to spend it “jorkin’ til I’m shooting blanks”
I suggested we FaceTime 😉
I suggested we FaceTime 😉
Connectivity issues today and my boss said “Fuckit. Everybody take the afternoon off. Bake some cookies or whatever. Whogivesafuck” 😁
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Connectivity issues today and my boss said “Fuckit. Everybody take the afternoon off. Bake some cookies or whatever. Whogivesafuck” 😁
If you look like this, HMU
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If you look like this, HMU
Not gonna lie: Krampus could get it
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Not gonna lie: Krampus could get it
My hot straight (cocktease) coworker is very happy I’m back. He’s hugged and squeezed and manhandled me so much today I think I’ve got bruises 🤪
December 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
My hot straight (cocktease) coworker is very happy I’m back. He’s hugged and squeezed and manhandled me so much today I think I’ve got bruises 🤪
In office kitchen and my hot straight (cocktease) coworker pulls me into bear hug from behind, picks me up and swings me around and around. Coworkers confused
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
In office kitchen and my hot straight (cocktease) coworker pulls me into bear hug from behind, picks me up and swings me around and around. Coworkers confused
Back in the office after a week away and my hot straight (cocktease) coworker has hugged me 5x already. “I missed my babygirl SOOO much” Really takes the sting out of returning to work
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Back in the office after a week away and my hot straight (cocktease) coworker has hugged me 5x already. “I missed my babygirl SOOO much” Really takes the sting out of returning to work
I got a “sexually suggestive” label on this. Sorry mods! I forgot there was a “suggestive” label. Consider me chastened
First time watching Home Alone. When does Catherine O’Hara show up?
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I got a “sexually suggestive” label on this. Sorry mods! I forgot there was a “suggestive” label. Consider me chastened
Why does my smoke detector always need new batteries at 4 am? In related news, I’m awake and irritable
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Why does my smoke detector always need new batteries at 4 am? In related news, I’m awake and irritable
First time watching Home Alone. When does Catherine O’Hara show up?
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
First time watching Home Alone. When does Catherine O’Hara show up?
Watching the The Merry Gentlemen to get into the holiday spirit.
The holiday spirit:
The holiday spirit:
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Watching the The Merry Gentlemen to get into the holiday spirit.
The holiday spirit:
The holiday spirit:
Got my tree erect! How about you?
December 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Got my tree erect! How about you?
Honestly, this scene was sort of formative for me really
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Honestly, this scene was sort of formative for me really
Heading home tomorrow and I am eager to sleep in my own bed, shower in my own bathroom, and wander around my own place naked #noplacelikehome
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Heading home tomorrow and I am eager to sleep in my own bed, shower in my own bathroom, and wander around my own place naked #noplacelikehome
End of the month. Y’all gonna being doing those skircle things again, yeah
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
End of the month. Y’all gonna being doing those skircle things again, yeah
New beau called to check on me. Because I’m an introvert who has been with family 1 week. And he knows my social battery is on empty ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
New beau called to check on me. Because I’m an introvert who has been with family 1 week. And he knows my social battery is on empty ❤️
Spoiler alert: Daniel Craig keeps his shirt on. Whomp-Whomp😕
Update: we’re seeing the new Knives Out instead, bc we’re both hoping Daniel Craig will be shirtless at least once 🫢
I saw Wicked with an elderly relative who spent the movie asking: Who’s that? Where are they? Where’s Dorothy? Is the goat the wizard? Who is she? Who is he? Who’s that? And (my favorite) Why is she green?
Same relative wants to see Wicked for Good this week.
I love her, so I said yes
Same relative wants to see Wicked for Good this week.
I love her, so I said yes
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Spoiler alert: Daniel Craig keeps his shirt on. Whomp-Whomp😕
Aaaaand, he flaked 😕
I’ve got a DL dad stopping by my hotel as soon as his in-laws leave 🤫 He is PENT UP and feeling aggressive 😍
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Aaaaand, he flaked 😕
I’ve got a DL dad stopping by my hotel as soon as his in-laws leave 🤫 He is PENT UP and feeling aggressive 😍
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’ve got a DL dad stopping by my hotel as soon as his in-laws leave 🤫 He is PENT UP and feeling aggressive 😍
Seeing Wake Up Dead Man with elderly relative who says “Daniel Craig can park his shoes under my bed anytime” 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Seeing Wake Up Dead Man with elderly relative who says “Daniel Craig can park his shoes under my bed anytime” 🤣
Update: we’re seeing the new Knives Out instead, bc we’re both hoping Daniel Craig will be shirtless at least once 🫢
I saw Wicked with an elderly relative who spent the movie asking: Who’s that? Where are they? Where’s Dorothy? Is the goat the wizard? Who is she? Who is he? Who’s that? And (my favorite) Why is she green?
Same relative wants to see Wicked for Good this week.
I love her, so I said yes
Same relative wants to see Wicked for Good this week.
I love her, so I said yes
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Update: we’re seeing the new Knives Out instead, bc we’re both hoping Daniel Craig will be shirtless at least once 🫢
Happy Thanksgiving to everybody hooking up in the Target parking lot near your parents’ place this week
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everybody hooking up in the Target parking lot near your parents’ place this week
I’m especially thankful for my killer snatch and no gag reflex
Sir, please. This is the Butterball Turkey Hotline
Sir, please. This is the Butterball Turkey Hotline
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I’m especially thankful for my killer snatch and no gag reflex
Sir, please. This is the Butterball Turkey Hotline
Sir, please. This is the Butterball Turkey Hotline
Ugh. Can’t stop thinking about this cutie from the local convenience store. Angelic face. Sweet smile. Blue eyes. Blonde cowlick. Thick, curved d***. Big, lusciously soft, pendulous b***s
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Ugh. Can’t stop thinking about this cutie from the local convenience store. Angelic face. Sweet smile. Blue eyes. Blonde cowlick. Thick, curved d***. Big, lusciously soft, pendulous b***s
Convenience store cutie came over again this morning. He brought me a scone (?!!) and artisanal coffee, because he knows the hotel coffee is terrible 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Convenience store cutie came over again this morning. He brought me a scone (?!!) and artisanal coffee, because he knows the hotel coffee is terrible 🥰