Daddysahole
@daddysahole.bsky.social
Not a practicing homosexual. I already perfected it. NYC/NJ Shore/sometimes PS
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Daddysahole
@daddysahole.bsky.social
· Jan 11
Asked my therapist if my hypersexuality could be a symptom of depression. He said shut up and keep sucking
It’s been 84 years and I can still smell the fresh 💦
Kinda sad, really. It’s where I şųċked my first anon dıck
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It’s been 84 years and I can still smell the fresh 💦
Finding lots of DL married men out here in rural Massachusetts. But they keep flaking. Almost like they have commitment issues or something 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Finding lots of DL married men out here in rural Massachusetts. But they keep flaking. Almost like they have commitment issues or something 🤔
Kinda sad, really. It’s where I şųċked my first anon dıck
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Kinda sad, really. It’s where I şųċked my first anon dıck
Went hiking with family at local nature preserve. The town tore down the cruisey men’s room
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Went hiking with family at local nature preserve. The town tore down the cruisey men’s room
As much as I loathe Massachusetts (my birthplace btw), some of these Masshole men are damn hot
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
As much as I loathe Massachusetts (my birthplace btw), some of these Masshole men are damn hot
Presently locked out of my hotel room. So they’re sending up the maintenance guy 😏
Watch this space
Watch this space
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Presently locked out of my hotel room. So they’re sending up the maintenance guy 😏
Watch this space
Watch this space
Just bļęw a gorgeous straight dude on his way home from work. Wife called to see what was taking him so long 🤪
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Just bļęw a gorgeous straight dude on his way home from work. Wife called to see what was taking him so long 🤪
Was worried the apps in rural Mass would be a wasteland. But I’ve got more ďıck lined up than a truck stop urinal 🥁
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Was worried the apps in rural Mass would be a wasteland. But I’ve got more ďıck lined up than a truck stop urinal 🥁
Happy Thanksgiving week. Looking forward to everybody’s thirst traps from your childhood bathrooms
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Happy Thanksgiving week. Looking forward to everybody’s thirst traps from your childhood bathrooms
I saw Wicked with an elderly relative who spent the movie asking: Who’s that? Where are they? Where’s Dorothy? Is the goat the wizard? Who is she? Who is he? Who’s that? And (my favorite) Why is she green?
Same relative wants to see Wicked for Good this week.
I love her, so I said yes
Same relative wants to see Wicked for Good this week.
I love her, so I said yes
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I saw Wicked with an elderly relative who spent the movie asking: Who’s that? Where are they? Where’s Dorothy? Is the goat the wizard? Who is she? Who is he? Who’s that? And (my favorite) Why is she green?
Same relative wants to see Wicked for Good this week.
I love her, so I said yes
Same relative wants to see Wicked for Good this week.
I love her, so I said yes
Going to Massachusetts for Thanksgiving. Pray for me
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Going to Massachusetts for Thanksgiving. Pray for me
Warning: for the next week, my posts will be almost exclusively about how much I LOATHE the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, the accursed place of my nativity
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Warning: for the next week, my posts will be almost exclusively about how much I LOATHE the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, the accursed place of my nativity
Booked a hotel near my family for thanksgiving week so I can (ahem) better acquaint myself with the locals
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Booked a hotel near my family for thanksgiving week so I can (ahem) better acquaint myself with the locals
Drunk on c*m is a real thing. Ask me how I know
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Drunk on c*m is a real thing. Ask me how I know
best day ever. Surpassed all expectations 😊
Will be spending the entire day on my knees worshipping my new beau the way he deserves. BEST DAY EVER
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
best day ever. Surpassed all expectations 😊
Will be spending the entire day on my knees worshipping my new beau the way he deserves. BEST DAY EVER
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Will be spending the entire day on my knees worshipping my new beau the way he deserves. BEST DAY EVER
New beau coming over tomorrow morning for a day of non-stop worship. Going to pull so many loads out of him, he’ll leave here a desiccated husk
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
New beau coming over tomorrow morning for a day of non-stop worship. Going to pull so many loads out of him, he’ll leave here a desiccated husk
Hot straight (cocktease) coworker staying with gf’s family for thanksgiving. Says it’s 4 days of “bad food and blue b*lls”
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hot straight (cocktease) coworker staying with gf’s family for thanksgiving. Says it’s 4 days of “bad food and blue b*lls”
Hot straight (cocktease) coworker asking what I’m wearing to holiday party
Brainstorm: I’ll wear the pink thong he gave me & reveal it after he’s had a few drinks
Brainstorm: I’ll wear the pink thong he gave me & reveal it after he’s had a few drinks
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing on the beach with his arms crossed
Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing on the beach with his arms crossed and rubbing his hands together with a look as if he’s plotting something
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November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Hot straight (cocktease) coworker asking what I’m wearing to holiday party
Brainstorm: I’ll wear the pink thong he gave me & reveal it after he’s had a few drinks
Brainstorm: I’ll wear the pink thong he gave me & reveal it after he’s had a few drinks
Little-known fact: I’m actually a 68 year-old great-grandma from Waukesha, WI
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Little-known fact: I’m actually a 68 year-old great-grandma from Waukesha, WI
Cooking for Thanksgiving? Buy 3x the butter you *think* you need. You can always freeze it or use it for holiday cookies 💫
Follow me for other wholesome tips!
Follow me for other wholesome tips!
November 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Cooking for Thanksgiving? Buy 3x the butter you *think* you need. You can always freeze it or use it for holiday cookies 💫
Follow me for other wholesome tips!
Follow me for other wholesome tips!
Six months from now, Jonathan steals Bert—who owns the apartment and makes a lot more money. Ernie winds up alone in a rented studio in Bushwick
Honestly, this is every thruple. Sesame Street so real for this
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Six months from now, Jonathan steals Bert—who owns the apartment and makes a lot more money. Ernie winds up alone in a rented studio in Bushwick
No shade to thruples, but it’s often: one serious professional guy, one mild-mannered goofy guy, and one highly-sexed agent of chaos
Honestly, this is every thruple. Sesame Street so real for this
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
No shade to thruples, but it’s often: one serious professional guy, one mild-mannered goofy guy, and one highly-sexed agent of chaos
Honestly, this is every thruple. Sesame Street so real for this
November 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Honestly, this is every thruple. Sesame Street so real for this
Thinking about this all day: He didn’t say “my gf is out of town” like he was sad. It sounded almost conspiratorial ???
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Thinking about this all day: He didn’t say “my gf is out of town” like he was sad. It sounded almost conspiratorial ???