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The Scarlet Lich
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Dad. Punk. Metal. Rocksteady. Board games. 😎
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Sometimes headlines are too funny, you just have to make an infographic. 🇺🇸 A font coup is underway: Times New Roman is back, ousting Calibri for being "too woke." 🤯 Font choices are officially a matter of national security.

Will this font war spill into Canada? 🇨🇦 #FontWars #DEI #StateDepartment
“Infographic titled ‘USA Font Coup: Times New Roman Overthrows Calibri.’ The design presents a satirical look at the 2025 U.S. State Department decision to replace Calibri with Times New Roman. The layout is a clean two-column split on a light gray background, with both sides using the same color scheme for neutrality. The left column is labeled ‘Times New Roman’ and displays a paragraph written in Times New Roman explaining its origins as a classic serif typeface created for the Times of London in 1932, commonly associated with books, reports, and traditional professional documents. The right column is labeled ‘Calibri’ and shows a paragraph written in Calibri, describing it as a modern sans-serif typeface optimized for digital screens and originally adopted by the State Department for accessibility. A thin vertical line separates the two columns. Both paragraphs use the same text color to highlight the visual differences between the fonts themselves rather than color. At the bottom is a humorous footer that reads: ‘Based on real 2025 U.S. headlines about the State Department replacing Calibri with Times New Roman — yes, this actually became news. Also, this footer is proudly written in the dangerously modern sans-serif font Avenir Next LT Pro in #333333, which would definitely not be approved by Washington right now.’ The overall tone is playful and gently mocks the exaggerated political drama surrounding a simple font change.”
December 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
daddoingdishes.bsky.social
This record is a banger.
A picture of the album Zapp “II”.
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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pinkzombierose.bsky.social
It’s gonna get so weird that people are gonna hafta talk about how weird it is.
July 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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thetnholler.bsky.social
BORDER PATROL: “Are you an 🇺🇸 citizen?”

🔥 NATIVE AMERICAN WOMAN: “FIRST ONES. We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us… what are you? You’re not first born. You’re not from this f*ckin’ land. Punk-as* b*tches.”
June 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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June 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
daddoingdishes.bsky.social
Happy May Day!
Here’s lyrics to a song by American Steel:
May 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Kurt Vonnegut man
Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope: "Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."
April 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
daddoingdishes.bsky.social
Leon Czolgosz should be a name Americans should learn about. Here’s what Emma Goldman wrote about him:

en.m.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Tra...
The Tragedy at Buffalo - Wikisource, the free online library
en.m.wikisource.org
April 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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youtu.be/e1sHNS9HEgk?...
Rockers (1978) Intro
YouTube video by jhonywalker002
youtu.be
February 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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torekeland.bsky.social
My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
daddoingdishes.bsky.social
“Fuck them all, they ain’t worth shit.”
January 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
daddoingdishes.bsky.social
271 final score
#dragonsweeper
January 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
daddoingdishes.bsky.social
“And now it’s you and me and you in a chateau of ghosts”
January 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
daddoingdishes.bsky.social
As a life long member of the working class, I’ve held the belief that billionaires and CEOs always have our best interests at heart when they make decisions. /s
December 13, 2024 at 10:17 PM
daddoingdishes.bsky.social
As I look out into the Void

The Void fills my eyes
December 12, 2024 at 8:53 PM
daddoingdishes.bsky.social
Got a new poster in the mail today!
#dnd
November 21, 2024 at 8:47 PM
daddoingdishes.bsky.social
One of the best books about fascism is from Star Wars. “The Rise and Fall of the Galactic Empire” by Chris Kempshall is a great read for our times.
November 21, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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Perfect record.
November 15, 2024 at 3:51 AM