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If you cut me I’ll bled rum and sorrel
December 30, 2024 at 5:12 AM
If you cut me I’ll bled rum and sorrel
I have memorized what floor boards to avoid when putting my son to sleep
December 22, 2024 at 9:17 AM
I have memorized what floor boards to avoid when putting my son to sleep
Took me forever to put lil man to sleep
December 12, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Took me forever to put lil man to sleep
This game was tough
December 8, 2024 at 6:26 AM
This game was tough
Chillin with my kid has changed my perspective on so many things
December 7, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Chillin with my kid has changed my perspective on so many things
The plot twist in Alex Cross just made my jaw drop
December 3, 2024 at 8:08 AM
The plot twist in Alex Cross just made my jaw drop
1st thanksgiving as a dad
November 28, 2024 at 11:45 AM
1st thanksgiving as a dad
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My electric toothbrush died so now I have to use an acoustic one.
November 27, 2024 at 11:47 AM
My electric toothbrush died so now I have to use an acoustic one.
I fly in my dreams and it feels real, like I’m actively in control of my body
November 27, 2024 at 9:35 AM
I fly in my dreams and it feels real, like I’m actively in control of my body
My naked phone just fell out my hand to hit my nose bridge.
November 27, 2024 at 9:26 AM
My naked phone just fell out my hand to hit my nose bridge.
It’s waking up in the middle of the night to feed another human. When I forget to feed myself
November 27, 2024 at 6:36 AM
It’s waking up in the middle of the night to feed another human. When I forget to feed myself
Just saw an ad for a liquor store Black Friday sale. My kinda sale
November 26, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Just saw an ad for a liquor store Black Friday sale. My kinda sale
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u may have had a rough day but probably not as bad as the giants employees who decided to let saquon barkley play for another team.
November 25, 2024 at 4:42 AM
u may have had a rough day but probably not as bad as the giants employees who decided to let saquon barkley play for another team.
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Saquon Barkley has set an Eagles single-game rushing record AND career-high with 255 yards‼️
saquon | #FlyEaglesFly
saquon | #FlyEaglesFly
November 25, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Saquon Barkley has set an Eagles single-game rushing record AND career-high with 255 yards‼️
saquon | #FlyEaglesFly
saquon | #FlyEaglesFly
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Anyone else remembers eating these
November 23, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Anyone else remembers eating these
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Thoughtfulness is such an attractive quality.
November 22, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Thoughtfulness is such an attractive quality.
Kdot dropped an album and Jermaine put all the mixtapes online. Thank you Lord
November 23, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Kdot dropped an album and Jermaine put all the mixtapes online. Thank you Lord
Reconnected with one of my friends and it’s like we ain’t miss a beat. Just older, wiser and more accountable
November 22, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Reconnected with one of my friends and it’s like we ain’t miss a beat. Just older, wiser and more accountable
Waking up every 3 hours isn’t for the weak
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Waking up every 3 hours isn’t for the weak
Companies do not care what you have going on in your life
November 21, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Companies do not care what you have going on in your life
This feels less addictive
November 21, 2024 at 1:41 AM
This feels less addictive
The intl men’s day message I got from my sister warned my heart
November 20, 2024 at 5:45 AM
The intl men’s day message I got from my sister warned my heart