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Non, je ne regrette rien.
It sounds like a burndown chart!

I’m a lifetime IT first-time novelist guy. But I’m too wordy to be mathy.

I feel like the director filming more than I need, to later litter the cutting room floor. But one day, there w’ill be a director’s cut!
December 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The weather’s been strange this fall.
December 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
#TheEagleAndTheHart
#HelenCastor

Bought on your recommendation!

Need it for a future project connected to a current hist-fic project and I need to know who I can kill without butterfly-effecting someone I’ll need later!

Thanks✌🏽👍🏽
December 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Seems like Old Times
July 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Met this guy last Thursday. Says he just LUVS ducklings. Ever since he was a little scaly killing machine.
July 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
#shitbirdphotos
Louisiana Bayou edition

A white heron, a legless heron floating on a lilypad, a wingless jumping heron aka the largest grasshopper in the US.
June 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Almost 95 years old, and a man sends his first text. Happy Father’s Day, Dad!
June 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Met the man twice. Ran the best field team in Ohio for him in ‘08.

One of my volunteers got this autograph from him. Why do I have it?

Because now she’s my wife.

Every day in our house is Barack Appreciation Day!
June 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
All I see are no flaps extended on the wings. That alone causes exactly this type of crash.
June 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
A swift is one species of Hirudinidae, as are martins and

swallows.

But, with frustrating predictability, Himself chose violence. And we all know how that turns out.
June 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Was that Hirundinidae africanus or Hirundinidae europeansis?

My purple Martin wants to know:
June 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Formerly dba
June 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My contribution inspired by the SNL bit, back when he was mostly harmless.
May 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
We couldn’t get that lucky.

It would probably just mutate him, further…
May 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Remember the SNL bit? Needed an update:
May 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
May 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Need to redo the old SNL ad

(my AI assisted recreations)
May 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Cabbage Patch Salad. Fresh cabbage, with a hardboiled egg underneath a leaf that has a little face drawn on, some spinach, sliced cherry tomatoes & cheese crumbles with a bacon vinaigrette.

I just invented this, adjust it to taste, but if you can draw little faces like the dolls, you’ll win.
May 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
SNL AI assisted update!
May 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I’m partial to Prime Minister Pie.

Shall I release the ferrets?
May 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
At least wings are off the hook
May 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This was my project today: Native planting to begin to reclaim a problem area.
May 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
May 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Mine would be Clyde, the guy driving. He’s the boss of the Ant Hill Mob.

Ollie is very much da Pom Boss.
May 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM