I bet the White House staff is busy setting up a bunch of cardboard cutouts in the Oval Office like in Home Alone

White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body
https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/

But don't worry. All of the human beings we sent to El Salvador are absolutely, super-duper guilty.

JD Vance Reminded Caddies Not Allowed In Clubhouse
theonion.com/jd-vance-rem...

some helpful reminders:

-not all jews support israel
-criticizing israel is not the same as being antisemitic
-being pro-palestine does not equal being pro-hamas
-arresting someone for being pro-palestine is a violation of the first amendment
-violating someone’s first amendment rights is bad

Trump and his American oligarchs are now openly aligning themselves with Putin and his Russian oligarchs.

This Putin-Trump alliance means abandoning our allies, supporting authoritarianism and undermining our democratic traditions.

(former heroin addict and apparent steroid user who now looks like a boiled catcher's mitt and sounds like someone who gargles hot tar)

"I just want Americans to be healthy!"

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.

He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.

Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

PSA: When you’re threatening to pull children’s hospital funding because doctors don’t want to turn kids away over their immigration status, you might not be the good guys in the story. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

So let me get this straight.

You need a background check to rent an apartment but not to be Director of National Intelligence?

Got it.

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say