@d20roller.bsky.social
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I know I don't post much. I am here more to see others than being seen. That said,I hope that everyone does enjoy it when I post some funny or slightly entertaining. It'll be either geek related or LGBTQ+ related 😊
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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
December 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
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Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now https://theonion.com/visit-from-jd-vance-last-thing-utah-needs-right-now/
December 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now https://theonion.com/visit-from-jd-vance-last-thing-utah-needs-right-now/
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Perform your civic duty to the U.S. economy and buy Onion apparel. https://store.theonion.com/products/global-tetrahedron-infinite-growth-forever-hoodie?variant=42183786725445
December 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Perform your civic duty to the U.S. economy and buy Onion apparel. https://store.theonion.com/products/global-tetrahedron-infinite-growth-forever-hoodie?variant=42183786725445
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Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/
December 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/
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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/
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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him https://theonion.com/rift-widens-between-elon-musk-anyone-who-ever-met-him/
December 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him https://theonion.com/rift-widens-between-elon-musk-anyone-who-ever-met-him/
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Trump Issues Executive Order Reversing All Vasectomies https://theonion.com/trump-issues-executive-order-reversing-all-vasectomies/
December 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Trump Issues Executive Order Reversing All Vasectomies https://theonion.com/trump-issues-executive-order-reversing-all-vasectomies/
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🍾 🎲 WEEKLY SCHEDULE 🎲 ☃️
As a reminder, our Critical Role cast and crew are taking a short rest this week to celebrate the holidays and prepare for 2026's tales.
Enjoy your New Year and the opportunity to catch up on Campaign 4 and #TheMightyNein animated series!
READ MORE ⬇️
https://bit.ly/4awIoH1
As a reminder, our Critical Role cast and crew are taking a short rest this week to celebrate the holidays and prepare for 2026's tales.
Enjoy your New Year and the opportunity to catch up on Campaign 4 and #TheMightyNein animated series!
READ MORE ⬇️
https://bit.ly/4awIoH1
December 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
🍾 🎲 WEEKLY SCHEDULE 🎲 ☃️
As a reminder, our Critical Role cast and crew are taking a short rest this week to celebrate the holidays and prepare for 2026's tales.
Enjoy your New Year and the opportunity to catch up on Campaign 4 and #TheMightyNein animated series!
READ MORE ⬇️
https://bit.ly/4awIoH1
As a reminder, our Critical Role cast and crew are taking a short rest this week to celebrate the holidays and prepare for 2026's tales.
Enjoy your New Year and the opportunity to catch up on Campaign 4 and #TheMightyNein animated series!
READ MORE ⬇️
https://bit.ly/4awIoH1
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Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution
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Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
December 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
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Cardinal Passed Over For Pope Devoted Life To God For Nothing https://theonion.com/cardinal-passed-over-for-pope-devoted-life-to-god-for-nothing/
December 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Cardinal Passed Over For Pope Devoted Life To God For Nothing https://theonion.com/cardinal-passed-over-for-pope-devoted-life-to-god-for-nothing/
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MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House https://theonion.com/maga-voter-assumed-trump-would-only-deport-people-on-list-she-mailed-to-white-house/
December 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House https://theonion.com/maga-voter-assumed-trump-would-only-deport-people-on-list-she-mailed-to-white-house/
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RIP, Brigitte! 😢
December 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
RIP, Brigitte! 😢
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JD Vance’s French Horn Solo Booed At Kennedy Center https://theonion.com/jd-vances-french-horn-solo-booed-at-kennedy-center/
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
JD Vance’s French Horn Solo Booed At Kennedy Center https://theonion.com/jd-vances-french-horn-solo-booed-at-kennedy-center/
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Single Man Sits On Own Hand Before Dialing 911 So It Feels Like Someone Else Cares https://theonion.com/single-man-sits-on-own-hand-before-dialing-911-so-it-feels-like-someone-else-cares/
December 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Single Man Sits On Own Hand Before Dialing 911 So It Feels Like Someone Else Cares https://theonion.com/single-man-sits-on-own-hand-before-dialing-911-so-it-feels-like-someone-else-cares/
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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker https://theonion.com/revised-national-parks-webpage-describes-harriet-tubman-as-human-trafficker/
December 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker https://theonion.com/revised-national-parks-webpage-describes-harriet-tubman-as-human-trafficker/
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
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Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer https://theonion.com/wooden-spoon-only-thing-in-mans-life-that-not-giving-him-cancer/
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer https://theonion.com/wooden-spoon-only-thing-in-mans-life-that-not-giving-him-cancer/
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Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/
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Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile https://theonion.com/cop-posing-as-underage-girl-online-falls-in-love-with-pedophile/
December 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile https://theonion.com/cop-posing-as-underage-girl-online-falls-in-love-with-pedophile/
Merry Christmas to all and here's to 2026 not being a total dumpster fire!🥤 (I don't drink alcohol. So soda cup)
December 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Merry Christmas to all and here's to 2026 not being a total dumpster fire!🥤 (I don't drink alcohol. So soda cup)