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D1scord
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35/Permanently tired writer an sustainability expert/I'm alive only out of spite
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I can't go piss because a kitten is sleeping on my lap. The struggle is real.
A photograph of my kitten Chilli sleeping on my lap. She's the cutest shit ever.
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Me trying to teach Leeloo that the kittens are not a threat to her life.
A meme from Trailer Park Boys that says "I'm gonna pay you a treat to fuck off".
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Okay, so this happened.
Meet Chili and Mayo.
A photograph of a tuxedo kitten. She's cute af. A photograph of a black kitten. He looks like a little devil.
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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On a train to work I saw a woman with nails that looked like that. When she managed to effortlessly push the exit button with her fingertip, I knew I was in a presence of a queen.
A photograph of 3 inch nails.
October 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Fuck this shit, I'm returning to the sea.
A photograph of the North Sea.
October 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Whoever made this fucking pasta should be hunted for sport by a pack of feral Italians.
A photograph of my hand flipping off a bag of shitty pasta from Morrisons. Istg somebody should be skinned alive for how ABYSMALLY SHIT this tagliatelle is.
October 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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I'm making Roland a gayest little memory box. It's going to have unicorns on it. Because my amazing boy was a diva, and loved his unicorns.
A photograph of my cat Roland, high off his shit on catnip with his catnip-laced unicorn plush.
September 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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My best friend is gone.
A photograph of my beloved pet cat Roland. He's white with ginger spots and cute pink nose. He was the most gentle, beautiful soul. I will miss him every day.
September 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Gordon Ramsay saying "finally some good fucking aim"
September 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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You live in a flat, stop being dramatic pal.
A screenshot of a notification for a roomba that says "Roo Paul requires attention. Roo Paul is stuck near a cliff."
August 12, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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I need you all to see how Leeloo looks after having surgery to have her tooth taken out.
A closeup photograph of a tabby cat that looks high af, with a piece of food sticking out of her mouth.
July 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I baked this sexy bitch today and it fucks hard.
A photograph of a slice of custard tart. You wish you could taste it.
May 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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This is what pretty much happened.
A still from American Psycho where Patrick Bateman is telling his girlfriend: "I'm leaving. I've assessed the situation and I'm going". It's in meme format where the girlfriend is labelled as Melanie from HR and Patrick is labelled as Me.
May 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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BRB sending this to my boss because I JUST GOT A JOB OFFER FROM A DREAM JOB I APPLIED FOR HOLY SHIT.
A photograph of a piece of toilet paper with a writing that says "I have chosen this type of paper for my resignation as a symbol of how this company has treated me. I QUIT."
April 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Rewired my brain by being stabbed for 4h.
An arm tattoo of a dinosaur fossil. It looks sick af.
April 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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You probably can't even see it, but there is a duck sleeping on the rock in the middle of this river and if I could do that, that would 100% cure me.
A photo of a river and there is a duck on the rock, living its best life, just napping in the fucking river while I sit here high af and wish I was this duck
April 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Me every week after group therapy.
A photograph of Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal Lecter with yellow " I am no longer mentally ill" words written on the picture.
March 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Monday funday, I'm off sick for another month, writing blind/side and absolutely not going insane from stress and depression.
A photograph of my cat Leeloo, peering from behind a notebook with my very messy writing of the first chapter of blind/side.
March 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Buying this for my return to work.
A picture of a black sweatshirt with an image of a frog holding a knife and text that says "I have stability. (Ability to stab)"
March 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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On my stupid little walk with my stupid little notebook for my stupid mental health.
A photograph of a notebook with probably the worst handwriting you've ever seen. A very brown early spring field is seen in the background.
March 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Daily affirmation
A motivational picture with a girl with a messy bun and a text that says "Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, say "im going to fucking kill myself" and handle it."
March 15, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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No cheating, post the last photo of your pet!

Roland looking as always like a beautiful diva he is.
A photograph of a white cat with ginger spots laying in bed on a floral duvet and blue blanket. His legs are stretched out.
March 15, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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A photograph of a hamster in a pink car wearing pink sunglasses with a caption 'The horrors persist, but so do I'
February 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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February 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Got my a copy of letter from the new gender identity clinic to my GP to and now I will never go and see my GP ever again.
Screenshot of a medical report saying "Past and Current Mental health - Anxiety/depression. Pretty sure is neurodiverse but never had assessment" Screenshot of a medical report saying "hardcore gamer, collects bones" Screenshot of a medical report saying "Substance use - Non smoker, no vape, social alcohol, occ weed"
February 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM