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35/Permanently tired writer an sustainability expert/I'm alive only out of spite
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Shitposting through the end of the world.
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
Nat just suggested that it's shocking that with a frog being my favourite animal I haven't picked Kermit as my chosen name.
Imagine transitioning and naming yourself Kermit. I'd have insanely powerful aura.
Imagine transitioning and naming yourself Kermit. I'd have insanely powerful aura.
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Nat just suggested that it's shocking that with a frog being my favourite animal I haven't picked Kermit as my chosen name.
Imagine transitioning and naming yourself Kermit. I'd have insanely powerful aura.
Imagine transitioning and naming yourself Kermit. I'd have insanely powerful aura.
I can't go piss because a kitten is sleeping on my lap. The struggle is real.
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I can't go piss because a kitten is sleeping on my lap. The struggle is real.
Having kittens is very similar to having children, and it made me even more sure that I don't want children that I can't just lock in a room when I need a break.
I mean, I probably could do that with human children, but that would probably end up with me being charged with child abuse.
I mean, I probably could do that with human children, but that would probably end up with me being charged with child abuse.
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Having kittens is very similar to having children, and it made me even more sure that I don't want children that I can't just lock in a room when I need a break.
I mean, I probably could do that with human children, but that would probably end up with me being charged with child abuse.
I mean, I probably could do that with human children, but that would probably end up with me being charged with child abuse.
Wanted to be a biologist, but my Very Toxic Father planted a seed of fear in my heart that I will end up a pennyless teacher. Ended up on biotechnology with no plan for myself. One my lecturers decided that my angsty ADHD ass is PERFECT for renewable energy.
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Wanted to be a biologist, but my Very Toxic Father planted a seed of fear in my heart that I will end up a pennyless teacher. Ended up on biotechnology with no plan for myself. One my lecturers decided that my angsty ADHD ass is PERFECT for renewable energy.
Me trying to teach Leeloo that the kittens are not a threat to her life.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Me trying to teach Leeloo that the kittens are not a threat to her life.
Okay, so this happened.
Meet Chili and Mayo.
Meet Chili and Mayo.
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Okay, so this happened.
Meet Chili and Mayo.
Meet Chili and Mayo.
Since I watched The Predator (2018) I live in constant fear Predators will come and take Nat to steal her autism.
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Since I watched The Predator (2018) I live in constant fear Predators will come and take Nat to steal her autism.
Forced to learn French to learn how to do programming because the parent company is French and only has French training materials.
Becoming a femboy was not on my bingo card for this year.
Becoming a femboy was not on my bingo card for this year.
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Forced to learn French to learn how to do programming because the parent company is French and only has French training materials.
Becoming a femboy was not on my bingo card for this year.
Becoming a femboy was not on my bingo card for this year.
Me watching Alien: Earth.
a man in a suit and tie is crying and says " look how they massacred my boy "
Alt: Vito Corleone crying and saying " look how they massacred my boy "
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Me watching Alien: Earth.
Went to see Predator: Badlands and it turns out I have something in common with the Predator.
We both have shit fathers.
We both have shit fathers.
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Went to see Predator: Badlands and it turns out I have something in common with the Predator.
We both have shit fathers.
We both have shit fathers.
Researching head trauma consequences and suddenly realising that the brick that hit you on the head when you were 5 might have actually made some lasting damage.
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Researching head trauma consequences and suddenly realising that the brick that hit you on the head when you were 5 might have actually made some lasting damage.
Was supposed to be doing a sustainability presentation for the entire business on Monday, but my ex-boss's team requested it to be postponed, because they are still sad after her redundancy.
Bitch what? She's not dead. Get over it.
Bitch what? She's not dead. Get over it.
November 6, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Was supposed to be doing a sustainability presentation for the entire business on Monday, but my ex-boss's team requested it to be postponed, because they are still sad after her redundancy.
Bitch what? She's not dead. Get over it.
Bitch what? She's not dead. Get over it.
Big fan of bad things happening to bad people.
November 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Big fan of bad things happening to bad people.
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I wanted to take a walk on Halloween, but there was a mysterious stabbing incident and a day-long investigation in my apartment complex, so I stayed in instead 😬
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I wanted to take a walk on Halloween, but there was a mysterious stabbing incident and a day-long investigation in my apartment complex, so I stayed in instead 😬
Nat just told me I have teeth like a Xenomorph, and I'm not sure what to do with that information.
November 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Nat just told me I have teeth like a Xenomorph, and I'm not sure what to do with that information.
My boss, who's been in the company for 28 years, was just made redundant, what made me the only remaining person who deals with sustainability in here.
No pressure.
No pressure.
October 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
My boss, who's been in the company for 28 years, was just made redundant, what made me the only remaining person who deals with sustainability in here.
No pressure.
No pressure.
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this is a centrist banishment circle
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October 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
this is a centrist banishment circle
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On a train to work I saw a woman with nails that looked like that. When she managed to effortlessly push the exit button with her fingertip, I knew I was in a presence of a queen.
October 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
On a train to work I saw a woman with nails that looked like that. When she managed to effortlessly push the exit button with her fingertip, I knew I was in a presence of a queen.
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my friends and i constantly quoting this post to each other whenever we feel bad about productivity
September 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
my friends and i constantly quoting this post to each other whenever we feel bad about productivity
Had to do a training in cybersecurity, and by the end of it, I was offered an opportunity to "mint" my pass certificate into an NFT.
I don't remember when was the last time I felt so offended.
I don't remember when was the last time I felt so offended.
October 23, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Had to do a training in cybersecurity, and by the end of it, I was offered an opportunity to "mint" my pass certificate into an NFT.
I don't remember when was the last time I felt so offended.
I don't remember when was the last time I felt so offended.
Company sent me to a training course on effective presentation, to make me speak slower.
I don't think 2 days of being told the basics of how to build a power point is going to cure my ADHD, but A+ for effort.
I don't think 2 days of being told the basics of how to build a power point is going to cure my ADHD, but A+ for effort.
October 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Company sent me to a training course on effective presentation, to make me speak slower.
I don't think 2 days of being told the basics of how to build a power point is going to cure my ADHD, but A+ for effort.
I don't think 2 days of being told the basics of how to build a power point is going to cure my ADHD, but A+ for effort.
Sometimes you just can't fuck your way out of a situation.
October 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Sometimes you just can't fuck your way out of a situation.
I think I caught a cold and I feel like a Victorian child on its deathbed.
October 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I think I caught a cold and I feel like a Victorian child on its deathbed.
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“Fuck AI”
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
October 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“Fuck AI”
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair